Finish the Limericks

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:10 pm

iiipopes wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: but fiberglass just doen't have the mass
New materials are needed
As the old are depleted

Or no more cheap tubas, alas.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:51 pm

bloke wrote:When Mu Dan wrote of tuben in the Sudan

Er konnte bedeutet haben Kazakhstan

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:54 am

windshieldbug wrote:
bloke wrote:When Mu Dan wrote of tuben in the Sudan
Er konnte bedeutet haben Kazakhstan

To be or not to be nuke grade

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:49 pm

Dean E wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
bloke wrote:When Mu Dan wrote of tuben in the Sudan
Er konnte bedeutet haben Kazakhstan
To be or not to be nuke grade

Their dead poets had not been paid.
Mission accomplished, of propagandiz'en!

Game nearly called on account of rain

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:08 am

One morning on Tubenet I read,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:36 am

lgb&dtuba wrote:One morning on TubeNet I read,

(very inappropriate for a thread),

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:07 pm

the giant heart throb

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:00 am

duckskiff wrote:Just when you thought it expired,

The next line was urgently desired;

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:17 am

windshieldbug wrote:
duckskiff wrote:Just when you thought it expired,
The next line was urgently desired;

We won't let it die,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:21 am

Doc wrote:Didn't have to be great,

We stepped up to the plate

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:11 am

windshieldbug wrote:
duckskiff wrote:Just when you thought it expired,
The next line urgently desired;

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Doc wrote:Didn't have to be great,
We stepped up to the plate

And posted lines truly inspired.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:04 am

lgb&dtuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
duckskiff wrote:Just when you thought it expired,
The next line was urgently desired;
We won't let it die,

Our Yorks we will ply,
Our playing is truely inspired

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:29 pm

the elephant wrote:With Monster Weights strapped to his butt

and 40K's wrapped 'round his gut

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:34 pm

Doc wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
the elephant wrote:With Monster Weights strapped to his butt
and 40K's wrapped 'round his gut
He blew it loud,

the conductor he cowed,
then he showed that orchestra what's what!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:48 pm

Doc wrote:There once were two dicks that cut in,

against the rules they did sin

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:18 am

duckskiff wrote:
Doc wrote:Thank God. Ay, ay, ay, ay...
Said a tough Texan TubeNet guy...

Ich mÃ¶chte ein Bier

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:54 am

Doc wrote:
Dean E wrote:
duckskiff wrote: Said a tough Texan TubeNet guy...
Ich mÃ¶chte ein Bier
Holen Sie es immer hier,

To the suits in the world it's good-bye!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:18 pm

Doc wrote:NOW sing, bitches!

"Ay, ay, ay, ay..."

â™« "I am the Frito Bandito... " â™«

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:32 pm

the elephant wrote:
the elephant wrote:From a dial-up account he been postin''
Send him big photos and he will be roastin'

With such slow-moving bits

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:32 pm

There once was a Limerick thread -- wouldn't die
In spite of false starts by and by
From dial-up his postin's
were big photos and roastin's
of the girls, the beer, and the guys

That took some work to pull together. OK, let's try again:

Waiting for summer to end