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MartyNeilan
6 valves
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Location: Practicing counting rests.
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by MartyNeilan » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:37 am
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08 ... index.html
" A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
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The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
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windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:19 pm
Bob1062 wrote: I was about to offer the comment "What a manly way to die!" til I read the part about the clothes.
Why? Was he playing a cimbasso?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Alex F
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Posts: 798 Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:39 am
Location: Chicago
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by Alex F » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:01 pm
I guess the poor schmuck just couldn't bear it anymore.
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
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by windshieldbug » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:06 pm
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
tubatooter1940
6 valves
Posts: 2530 Joined: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:09 pm
Location: alabama gulf coast
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by tubatooter1940 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:19 pm
Men like to eat beer flavored beef. I guess bears like to eat a beer flavored man.
We pronounce it Guf Coast