PLEASE don't throw me in the briar patch!

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:42 am

Bingo!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:53 am

guild President Patric Verrone wrote:What we must have is a contract that gives us the ability to keep up with the financial success of this ever-expanding global industry.

Boy, do I feel greedy for just wanting to put food on the table!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:09 pm

schlepporello wrote:
the elephant wrote:And then the seventh seal was broken â€¦
And a voice cried out,"Look out below!"

Ah, could you say that again, louder, and look into the camera when you do!?

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:00 am

the elephant wrote:It is said that network television is planning on tossing out even MORE crappy so-called "reality" shows if the strike occurs.

Oh! Please! Say it isn't so, Wade! Say it isn't so!!!

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:42 pm

the elephant wrote:They should do "SURVIVOR: TubaRanch!" Who will be the next one voted out of Harvey's kitchen?????

Or possibly "Are You Smarter Than an Undergraduate Drummer?" Who was the 16th President of the United States? "Uh, Vic Firth? Ludwig?"

Or how about 'American Idol: The Search for America's top Violist' or 'Iron Bassoonist'?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:55 pm

I like it: The Search For America's Next Top Violist

Cancelled for lack of interest

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:39 pm

windshieldbug wrote:I like it: The Search For America's Next Top Violist

Cancelled for lack of interest

Are you ... ummm...insinuating...something? BTW, I've seen worse. Have you watched E! recently? I'd take several hours of Harold in Italy or Brandenburg #6 over that drivel.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:19 pm

bloke wrote:
the elephant wrote:They should do "SURVIVOR: TubaRanch!" Who will be the next one voted out of Harvey's kitchen?????...
One of the weekly challenges, obviously, would be playing the Carioca in unison...

...The "silver" team and the "brass" team would each be equipped with eight two-valve chrome GG Getzen contrabugles packed full of manure and fitted with Herco "Eb" m'pieces.

Immunity "granted" to the first team to develop a "Schmidt-wrap" double-tuba with three rotary valves, and a piston change valve.