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Is this the place for an argument?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
(Please let me know if the link is dead.)

The link is to a video containing the bulk of Monty Python's "Argument Clinic" skit.

The intro has been cut:

Man: I'd like to have an argument, please.

Argument Clinic Recptionist: Certainly, sir, have you been here before?

Man: No. This will be my first time.

Argument Clinic Recptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument or were you thinking of taking a course?

Man: Well, what is the cost?

Argument Clinic Receptionist: Well, it's £1 for a five minute argument, but only £8 for a course of ten.

Man: Well, I think it would be best if I started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

Argument Clinic Recptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment.

Mr. Bakley's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ah yes, try Mr. Barnard, room 12.
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schlepporello wrote:I know it's been a while, but I think this clip had been posted here already not too long ago. Even so, it's a great clip and well worthy of being posted again. :wink:
No it isn't. It should go away and never come back.

(5 pence, please.)
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schlepporello wrote:But I already paid you!
No, you didn't!
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No it isn't!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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OK...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Dean E wrote:Is this the place for an argument?
What's it to you?
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schlepporello wrote:I know it's been a while, but I think this clip had been posted here already not too long ago. Even so, it's a great clip and well worthy of being posted again. :wink:
No link to the Argument clip has been posted, at least none that I could find. As Yogi Berra is fond of saying, "You could look it up." :wink:
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No, you can't! :P
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MartyNeilan wrote:Yes, You can:
viewtopic.php?p=193431&highlight=#193431
:oops: My bad. (Or is that too conciliatory?) I didn't find it searching for "monty" or "python."

Should anal retentive be hyphenated?
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Dean E wrote:My bad. (Or is that too conciliatory?)
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
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windshieldbug wrote:
Dean E wrote:My bad. (Or is that too conciliatory?)
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
Stupid git!
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Look this isn't an argument.
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Brassdad wrote:Look this isn't an argument.
Yes it is.
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Here is the entire sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66 ... re=related

And besides it has been posted here before..
viewtopic.php?t=20630&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

and I understand the fellow who started the thread is one very good looking man. :oops:
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Doug@GT wrote:
Brassdad wrote:Look this isn't an argument.
Yes it is.
Oh, I've had enough of this.
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ReclusEndangerment wrote:
Brassdad wrote:
Doug@GT wrote:Oh, I've had enough of this.
No you haven't.
But this still isn't an argument.
It's a contradiction.
Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
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windshieldbug wrote:
ReclusEndangerment wrote:
Brassdad wrote:No you haven't.
But this still isn't an argument.
It's a contradiction.
Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
Wearing pink panties and a bra....
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schlepporello wrote:Oh he's a lumberjack
and he's OK.
He sleeps all night
and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavat'ry,
On Wednsdays, I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
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I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
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