Limericks

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:27 pm

What happeded? Did it get out of hand and I just missed it?

WoodSheddin · Post by **WoodSheddin** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:31 pm

?????????????

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:21 pm

There once was a [locked] thread called "Limericks"

sc_curtis · Post by **sc_curtis** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:16 pm

schlepporello wrote:Certain parts of the female anatomy were spoken of.

In a limerick?!?! Say it isn't so!!!!

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:23 pm

That's what I figured. Thanks for the explanation.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:34 pm

schlepporello wrote:I've unlocked it.
Let's try to remember who might be reading what we type.

YAY!

WoodSheddin · Post by **WoodSheddin** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:47 pm

Schlep has my full blessing.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:02 am

But you do own 4 tubas.That's gotta be worth something...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:14 am

Greg wrote:
WoodSheddin wrote:Schlep has my full blessing.
Does that blessing make him Saint Schlep here on tubenet?

That blessing puts him head and shoulders above us.

(Oh, wait! He already was...

)

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:33 pm

Guys, this isn't a locker room. It's a family oriented discussion board. I shouldn't have to remind anyone on this board that we have women and impressionable students who also frequent this board. Use a little common sense guys. Have a little respect for the women

Knowing that I was the guilty party in getting the Limerick thread locked, I'd like to quote other POSTABLE lines from the thread, worthy of a "family discussion board":

1-bitch
2-big ***
3-free feel
4-but boy could she blow ya
5-Boobnet(the part of the female anatomy that I posted that got the thread locked)
6-he feasted on chinese fetus
7-shot in the ***
8-munched chinese feti while quite firm
9-waltz me around by my willy(some of our younger UK members surely know what this refers to)
10-embouchured ***
11-big boobies(yes, this was postable-but not "big boobs")
12-chickies would go for some quickies
13-two dicks
14-now sing, bitches

Is there a double standard on Tubenet?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:50 pm

News flash!!! There are standards of every kind, in every activity in life. Deal with it! It's Sean's board, and however arbitrary you feel the standards are, start your own board, or quit bitchin'!

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:22 pm

News flash!!! There are standards of every kind, in every activity in life. Deal with it!

Deal with double standards? Not quietly, I won't.

however arbitrary you feel the standards are, start your own board, or quit bitchin'!

I am to gather from this that no matter what I feel the problem is in a given situation, I should not complain or pose a rhetorical question. I should merely go elsewhere. My, what sound reasoning.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:10 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:You guys are mean.

<img src="http://www.rainbowtalentagency.com/images/GT%202.JPG" width="400">

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bad-ta-tha-Bone"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:28 pm

schlepporello wrote:I catch what I can, but I can't catch 'em all.

Scooby Tuba wrote:
schlepporello wrote:C'mon! I'm just a boogerhead truck driver.
Yeah, but you're our boogerhead...

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:21 am

wchoc86 wrote:
schlepporello wrote: I can't catch 'em all.

then we need ash.

Here you go:

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:31 am

Poor Phil. Everyone's always picking on him. You guys are mean.

Read as: You have the audacity to point out inconsistency, hypocrisy or inaccuracy? Grow some thicker skin!

Maybe pull every thread I see that has even anything remotely resembling an off-color remark in it?

No, just don't paint me as the lynch pin in a thread that had plenty of off color remarks already swimming through it.

I'll remind you that I did not single you out,

Yes you did. How did you not?

Sure, other things have been said not only in this thread,

I'm glad that you have noticed, taking action when I had posted that infernal "big boobs" post.

Double standard? I think not.

I think so. Proof- big boobies=postable. Big boobs=unpostable.

I wish all you meanies would stop picking on me!!!!! Whahhhhh!!!! I want to be cool like boobie tuba...er, scooby tuba!!!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:43 am

Did someone call for a Blue Meanie!?

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:24 am

Mojo... it'll be okay, really it will!

but remeber what they say about arguing over the internet...

(it's a bit off color to finish)

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:03 pm

Greg wrote:"And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..."
Armaments chapter 2:9-21

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:12 pm

Guys, this is just getting silly.

Or should I say "chaps"?