One of Life's Mysteries Solved?

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:30 am

I pulled out one of my dresser drawers tonight and found three socks that I have been missing for a year or so. Is anyone else thinking the same thing I am?

Chuck

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:37 am

Chuck Jackson wrote:I pulled out one of my dresser drawers tonight and found three socks that I have been missing for a year or so. Is anyone else thinking the same thing I am?

Yes... the dryer must hide behind your dresser drawers!

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:38 am

Congrats! [Sincere]

I know it's a great feeling to find long lost socks.

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:08 pm

Hmmm. A threesome? Isn't that illegal in some states?

Were there any little socks back there with them? Make sure you didn't inadvertently cause the abandonment of offspring not yet old enough to fend for itself.

MA

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:13 pm

MaryAnn wrote:Hmmm. A threesome?

When it's socks, it's called an "aw Pair"

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:55 pm

...Nah, I'm not going there.

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:07 pm

I've always believed that single socks and ball-point pens go to some mysterious place that is, as well, the point of origin for wire hangers. My closet is always full of wire hangers, even though I haven't been to the dry cleaners in years, but damned if I can find a pen ANYWHERE even though I know for a fact that easily a hundred pens have passed through my house over the years.

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:27 pm

OldsRecording wrote:I've always believed that single socks and ball-point pens go to some mysterious place that is, as well, the point of origin for wire hangers. My closet is always full of wire hangers, even though I haven't been to the dry cleaners in years, but damned if I can find a pen ANYWHERE even though I know for a fact that easily a hundred pens have passed through my house over the years.

On the other hand, Zaphod Beebelbrox amassed a huge fortune selling second-hand biros (ball point pens)

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:40 pm

jhedrick wrote:On the other hand, Zaphod Beebelbrox amassed a huge fortune selling second-hand biros (ball point pens)

But he always kept his towel handy!

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:14 am

windshieldbug wrote:
jhedrick wrote:On the other hand, Zaphod Beebelbrox amassed a huge fortune selling second-hand biros (ball point pens)
But he always kept his towel handy!

Oh, go have a couple Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, willya?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:07 pm

"So long! And thanks for all the fish!"

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:28 pm

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:50 pm

There is no force in the universe more powerful than nothing.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:13 pm

Just make sure you don't divide by zero.

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One of Life's Mysteries Solved?

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Congrats