Trouble at mill!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:24 am

"There's a man at the door with a mustache."

"Tell him I've already got one."

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:36 am

Well, speaking as a man in the street...AAAAAAHGGGG!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:38 am

...I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me.

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:04 am

Are you proposing we slaughter our tenants??

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:13 am

...Does that not fit in with your plans?

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:00 pm

Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses. Yes, pity. Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows, inconveniencing the passers-by with this one. I mean, my life has been building up to this.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:13 pm

Ariel Feeley: Tyrone Green! You were published in the Rockland Prison Poetry Quarterly. I know your work by heart! Dark and lonely on a Summer's night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. The watchdog barking, do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Together: C-I-L-L my landlord.

Tyrone Green: Damn, that still holds up.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:54 pm

C'mon luv, Drop 'em!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:48 am

You haven't asked me about Limberger, sir.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:39 pm

Do you , in fact, have any cheese whatsoever, (he asks knowingly...)
ken (or something like that.....) k

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:43 pm

I just spent four hours burrying the cat.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:02 pm

Brassdad wrote:I just spent four hours burrying the cat.

Four hours to bury a cat?
Yes - it wouldn't keep still

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:34 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Brassdad wrote:I just spent four hours burrying the cat.
Four hours to bury a cat?
Yes - it wouldn't keep still

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:04 pm

BUT IT T'ISN'T AT ALL A WELL CAT.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:09 pm

Hallo? Hello Mrs Sartre. It's Beulagh Premise here. Oh, pardon, c'est Beulagh Premise ici, oui, oui, dons Ibeezer. Oui, we met... nous nous recontrons au Hotel Miramar. Oui, Ã la . barbeque, c'est vrai. Madame S. - est-ce que Jean est chez vous? Oh merde. When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre? Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha (She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.) TrÃ¨s amusant, Madam S. Oui absolument... Ã bientÃ´t. Well he's out distributing pamphlets to the masses but he'll be in at six.

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:38 pm

Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties...I'm sorry...Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nÃ¼rnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shÃ¶nedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:04 pm

Brassdad wrote:BUT IT T'ISN'T AT ALL A WELL CAT.

And as we're going away for a fortnight, we though we'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.

Quite right. You don't want to be coming back from Sorrento to a dead cat.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:07 pm

OOOOooooooo, been shopping?

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:04 pm

A piston engine!

(It was a bargain.)

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:53 pm

Everest. Aloof. Forbidding. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. (bong) Start again!