Things have changed since I was a U.S. Army tuba player!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:08 am

"Raise your pitch son, more, more, good. Now let the bastards have it!"

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:39 pm

Just how much air would you need for that?! Do you take it to the range to make sure it's "well centered?"

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:14 pm

"Out of tune tuba player ruins performance"?! I'll show you out of tune!

YAMAHA YBB-666 - NO INTONATION - NO PROBLEM!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:04 pm

"I'll teach that Bass Trombone player what it looks like to be buzz-sawed!"

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:09 pm

This picture looks really real. Is it shopped?

KevinMadden · Post by **KevinMadden** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:42 pm

The Jackson wrote:This picture looks really real. Is it shopped?

yes...

as the Elephant noted the k-90 is backwards, and too small (among other impossibilities of that picture

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oldbandnerd · Post by **oldbandnerd** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:10 am

Your link to the picture is dead . I can't see anything .

sc_curtis · Post by **sc_curtis** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:24 am

oldbandnerd wrote:Your link to the picture is dead . I can't see anything .

It was for me until I right-clicked it, then clicked "view pic". See if it works...

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:56 am

I put the picture into my website file. You should be able to see it now.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:23 am

KevinMadden wrote:
The Jackson wrote:This picture looks really real. Is it shopped?
yes...

as the Elephant noted the k-90 is backwards, and too small (among other impossibilities of that picture _

Oh, duh

This is a very good shop, then. With the exception of the small lighting differences and choppiness in the bottom-right, it looks really real.

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:53 am

Right down to the helmet reflection.

kingrob76 · Post by **kingrob76** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:12 pm

I have to get one of these for the next time a Conductor gives me the hand.

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:51 pm

but use the proper trigger finger when you get the hand.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:12 pm

Actually this is a new devise the army is developing. it is a super sensitive microphone that can eavesdrop on converseations miles away......

not photoshopped at all.....

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:22 pm

ken k wrote:Actually this is a new devise the army is developing. it is a super sensitive microphone that can eavesdrop on converseations miles away......

not photoshopped at all.....

...and considerably less cumbersome than its predecessor.

<img src="http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii31 ... cf3e_o.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:03 am

I always wanted a sniper rifle to take down the conductor on occasion or maybe a random sax player.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:28 am

OldsRecording wrote:
ken k wrote:Actually this is a new devise the army is developing. it is a super sensitive microphone that can eavesdrop on converseations miles away......

not photoshopped at all.....
...and considerably less cumbersome than its predecessor.

<img src="http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii31 ... cf3e_o.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

I believe they called one "Stalin's Accordion".