Finish the Limericks

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:58 am

windshieldbug wrote:
Captain Sousie wrote:
eupher61 wrote:To drive a truck clear 'cross the ocean
The answer would be, Schlep said, no Sean
Better take a deep breath

or you'll drown to death

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:43 am

tubatooter1940 wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Captain Sousie wrote: The answer would be, Schlep said, no Sean
Better take a deep breath
or you'll drown to death

And be just another no show'n.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:49 am

duckskiff wrote:The seller claimed "Teacher Approved"...

But to obtain it, you'd be behooved

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:56 pm

To hide the place 'twas made

pg · Post by pg » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:11 pm

a bird's name was inlaid

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:51 pm

and the sales folks were glad it finally moved.

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:53 pm

A man whose pet peeve was perfume

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:52 pm

eupher61 wrote:A man whose pet peeve was perfume

Was heard to complain of his room:

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:02 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A man whose pet peeve was perfume
Was heard to complain of his room:

'tis hardly heaven-scent

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:36 am

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A man whose pet peeve was perfume
Was heard to complain of his room:
'tis hardly heaven-scent

-- more bovine-ly bent --

van · Post by **van** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:17 am

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:
A man whose pet peeve was perfume

Was heard to complain of his room:

'tis hardly heaven-scent

-- more bovine-ly bent --

It would be better to live in a tomb.

(Pardon me - my first attempt to join in)

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:30 pm

While driving from Maine to Miami

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:53 pm

eupher61 wrote:While driving from Maine to Miami

a tuba was feeling quite clammy

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:19 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:While driving from Maine to Miami
a tuba was feeling quite clammy

It said with a snort,

van · Post by **van** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:29 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:
While driving from Maine to Miami

a tuba was feeling quite clammy

It said with a snort,

I need a valve port

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:43 pm

van wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: a tuba was feeling quite clammy
It said with a snort,
"I need a valve port

And my slides are a-startin' to jammy!"

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm

I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:04 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka

-- just can't play as high as I youshka

--

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:05 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka
-- just can't play as high as I youshka --

'twas really a "bear"

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:06 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka
-- just can't play as high as I youshka --
'twas really a "bear"

But tight underwear