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SplatterTone wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: -- just can't play as high as I youshka :wink: --
'twas really a "bear"
But tight underwear
Is such a big pain in the toushka!
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Playing "The Ride" on an F Mirafone
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eupher61 wrote:Playing "The Ride" on an F Mirafone
All the conductor did was moan
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when I get my new BAT
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Mojo workin' wrote:when I get my new BAT
I'll bet you that,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:
The Jackson wrote: All the conductor did was moan
when I get my new BAT
I'll bet you that,
I don't get "the hand" with IT'S tone!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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While seeking new software for to notate
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eupher61 wrote:While seeking new software for to notate
my computer's hard disk did rotate
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Post by Kevin Hendrick »

windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:While seeking new software for to notate
my computer's hard disk did rotate
Its read-write head
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Greg wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: my computer's hard disk did rotate
Its read-write head
went quite dead
Now in the river it does floatate.
bardus est ut bardus probo,
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I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!
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pg wrote:I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!
Very high, the phone bills will run
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I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!
Very high, the phone bills will run
While the bass in the lake
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pg wrote:
I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!
Very high, the phone bills will run
While the bass in the lake
but it's no mistake
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Post by pg »

Very high, the phone bills will run
While the bass in the lake
but it's no mistake
Read those texts they had sent to his son :-)
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It's so fun to start a new limerick
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Post by Kevin Hendrick »

eupher61 wrote:It's so fun to start a new limerick
All you need is some kind of a gimmerick
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:It's so fun to start a new limerick
All you need is some kind of a gimmerick
Poking fun at some guy
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Post by windshieldbug »

iiipopes wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:It's so fun to start a new limerick
All you need is some kind of a gimmerick
Poking fun at some guy
(we're equal opportunity, and why?)
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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