Finish the Limericks

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:06 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: All you need is some kind of a gimmerick
Poking fun at some guy
(we're equal opportunity, and why?)

'Cause we like you! (and that ain't no shimerick!

)

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:33 am

Whenever you are confused about love,

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:30 am

with one's rifle, ne'ery pick off a dove,

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:59 am

Mojo workin' wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Whenever you are confused about love,
with one's rifle, ne'ery pick off a dove,

The answer you find

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:00 am

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Whenever you are confused about love,
with one's rifle, ne'ery pick off a dove,
The answer you find

will ne'er remind

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:27 pm

The tubist who first played "The Ride"

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:59 pm

eupher61 wrote:The tubist who first played "The Ride"

Was soon stood up by his bride

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:12 pm

The Jackson wrote:
eupher61 wrote:The tubist who first played "The Ride"
Was soon stood up by his bride

das Valkyrie besagte, "nein"

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:19 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
The Jackson wrote:
eupher61 wrote:The tubist who first played "The Ride"
Was soon stood up by his bride
das Valkyrie besagte, "nein"

And made Siegmund whine.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:04 am

SplatterTone wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
The Jackson wrote: Was soon stood up by his bride
das Valkyrie besagte, "nein"
And made Siegmund whine.

"We here have some cheese -- want it fride?"

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:30 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:When you first take up tooting the tuba

The neighbors think, "We gotta muba!"

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:21 pm

duckskiff wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:When you first take up tooting the tuba
The neighbors think, "We gotta muba!"
With loud fracks and blatts,

"Blue" language and attacks

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:23 pm

iiipopes wrote:
duckskiff wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: The neighbors think, "We gotta muba!"
With loud fracks and blatts,
"Blue" language and attacks

They might ship your BAT off to Aruba!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:53 pm

(not fast enough fingers)

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:49 pm

My BAT looks so blue today
With the silver all wearing away
I'll give her a strip
And then a chem dip
And, Oh, Boy! then how she'll play!

(Sorry -- I just had a moment of inspiration)

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:33 pm

An inspired Windshield bug lingered

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:53 pm

I dawdled too long

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:23 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
eupher61 wrote:An inspired Windshield bug lingered
His keyboard quickly was not fingered
I dawdled too long

For the TubeNetted throng

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:36 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote: His keyboard quickly was not fingered
I dawdled too long
For the TubeNetted throng

So with his tools, on his tuba, he tinkered.

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:24 am

The tubists drank the trombonists under the table

Finish the Limericks

To-and-fromage