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Re: Finish the Limericks

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iiipopes wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
pg wrote:It's . . .

"been some days since we've had a new entry" :)
(it's a good thing we posted a sentry :wink: )
eupher61 wrote:with mouthpieces done wrong
and bad transcripts of songs
it's all just too much to preventry!
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Post by eupher61 »

with limericks this board is back right
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eupher61 wrote:with limericks this board is back right
and awesome in all of it's might! :shock:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:with limericks this board is back right
and awesome in all of it's might! :shock:
from "favorite beer"
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pg wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:with limericks this board is back right
and awesome in all of it's might! :shock:
from "favorite beer"
to "what's all this 'ere?"
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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A mouthpiece to be finished in gold
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eupher61 wrote:A mouthpiece to be finished in gold
With which to make music bold
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bearphonium wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A mouthpiece to be finished in gold
With which to make music bold
Should make such a sound,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
bearphonium wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A mouthpiece to be finished in gold
With which to make music bold
Should make such a sound,
Sonority unbound
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pg wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
bearphonium wrote: With which to make music bold
Should make such a sound,
Sonority unbound
So handsome to look at and hold
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Post by tubatooter1940 »

We better watch it, guys. We slipped up and wrote a good one that time.
We can rectify that:

So many tuba players are fat.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:So many tuba players are fat.
People say they will eat their hat
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iiipopes wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:So many tuba players are fat.
People say they will eat their hat
If they only knew
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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that it's fiber we eschew
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Mojo workin' wrote:that it's fiber we eschew
Explains why we can't do scat
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The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
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eupher61 wrote:The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
For singers whose memory wasn't so long
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windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
For singers whose memory wasn't so long
With a syllable or two
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:The scat was invented by Pops Armstrong
For singers whose memory wasn't so long
With a syllable or two
He could turn the air blue,
I am not Mr. Holland, and you are not my opus!
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Captain Sousie wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: For singers whose memory wasn't so long
With a syllable or two
He could turn the air blue,
And make it a memorable song! :wink:
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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