Tuba Calendar

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:26 pm

I'll bet it is because fat guys wearing bikinis and posing with tubas appeals to a VERY limited market. But if the photos include at least one puppy, then it should sell. People will buy any calendar with pictues for puppies. Tubas and puppies. WOW! What a concept. And you heard it here first.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:28 pm

SplatterTone wrote:Tubas and puppies. WOW! What a concept. And you heard it here first.

Well, I've played tubas which I thought were dogs. Does that count?

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:30 pm

SplatterTone wrote:Tubas and puppies.

That reminds me of the old awkward silence-breaker:

What's the only thing worse than finding a puppy in a tuba?

Finding a tuba in a puppy.

tubatom91 · Post by **tubatom91** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:58 pm

This is a good idea, but I'm a little too lazy (and uneducated on how to make a calender) to do it myself.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:59 pm

schlepporello wrote:He tends to get the mouthpiece all slobbery.

He's already qualified!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:21 am

schlepporello wrote:He tends to get the mouthpiece all slobbery.

CC or BBb !?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:36 am

... probably about to remark about the nail hole in the bell...

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:41 pm

schlepporello wrote:Well, she probably hadn't noticed it.

I know I hadn't...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:45 pm

Priorities are priorities. First the lady, then the tuba. I hadn't even noticed the fountain or the statue until Elephant brought it up

John Caves · Post by **John Caves** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:48 pm

Can he circular breathe?

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:17 pm

schlepporello wrote:
OldsRecording wrote:
schlepporello wrote:Well, she probably hadn't noticed it.
I know I hadn't...
Yeah, yeah. I know.
You were trying to look at the clockwork springs.

Yeah. The springs. That's it. Damn those black rectangles, anyway.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:49 am

For a tuba calendar, I think this might be a little more realistic. Plus you have the bonus of
NO BLACK RECTANGLES (hubba hubba)

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:32 pm

schlepporello wrote:Great. Now I have THOSE images burned into my head.
Gonna have to butcher a pig to purge myself.

Now, I am going to have to gouge out my mind's eye.