Caption that picture!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:55 am

I gave my youngest his first haircut last night (came out a little shorter than expected, but he did OK) and took some pictures. I was looking them over again today, and this one really struck me. It definitely needs some sort of caption. When there is a winner, I will put the pic in my profile and add your caption.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:29 pm

Everybody's stupid but me.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:55 pm

Boy, that roadrunner sure is a pain! Well just wait until he runs into my little Acmeâ„¢-brand mechanical conductor here...

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:00 pm

He he, no one is going to steal my Big Wheel now...

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:42 pm

Ahh my favorite...2006 Pino Grigio....

ken k

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:44 pm

The next Lance Armstrong..."You'll get this bicycle pump when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers".

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:20 pm

I gotta go with the quote (more or less) off the HELP! movie:

"With a handle like that, I could (dare I say it)... RULE THE WORLD! Mwah-ha-ha-ha...."

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:25 pm

Opening this bottle of plutonium will make ME the next Homer Simpson.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:47 am

"... but in the morning, I shall be sober. "

SRanney · Post by **SRanney** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:17 am

He has NO idea that I just dropped a massive load in my pants. Ha-HA!

Naptown Tuba · Post by **Naptown Tuba** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:19 pm

Dad says "Leftie Loosie, Rightie Tightie"..............but I wonder if I should go ask Mom.............just to make sure?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:26 pm

I have the key to a WORLD CLASS SOUND!

willbrett · Post by **willbrett** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:51 pm

"Won't my dad be surprised when I release all this air I just pumped up my bottom with this handy bicycle pump!"

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:58 pm

Pump Up The Jam, pump it up, pump it up!...

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:53 pm

happiness is a good B.M.....

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:26 pm

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:10 pm

Proverbs 20:11 Even a child is known by his deeds,
Whether what he does is pure and right.

dtemp · Post by **dtemp** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:35 pm

Tubaing wrote:These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Best. Post. Ever.

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:14 pm

Greg wrote:
dtemp wrote:
Tubaing wrote:These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Best. Post. Ever.
Yes, but it's clear from the delivery that Tubaing is not a true actor.

These Pretzels; THEY'RE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:16 pm

schlepporello wrote:How thirsty are they making you?
(in typical Johnny Carson fashion)

I'm so thirsty that if I were a HUMMER I'd fill up with Ethanol.