Do you think the table was under 16?

EuphDad · Post by **EuphDad** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:56 pm

http://www.kalb.com/index.php/news/arti ... -man/5324/

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:25 pm

There should have been a video!

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:53 pm

I guess e-Harmony hasn't marketed themselves in Huron County yet.

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:08 pm

Oooh! Ow! Ow! Splinters! Ow!

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:24 pm

Perhaps this gives new meaning to having a "woodie"?

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:45 pm

schlepporello wrote:
The Jackson wrote:Perhaps this gives new meaning to having a "woodie"?
What if the table was wrought iron?

In that case, it's a free trip to Tetanus 'R' Us!

Either way, the look on the doctor's face will be priceless.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:26 pm

Wow! Maybe there's a new place for the perv's to get hooked up on the 'net called LeafBook!

(What do you call a picnic table with no ants around it? his!)

tofu · Post by **tofu** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:38 am

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:49 am

I hope the table at least wore protection.

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Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:48 am

Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.

Jan-March ... near the lake ... had to be a wooden table.
or....perhaps he was triple dog dared....

If he got "stuck" it could have been just the one time, but whenever the neighbors looked out the window, they thought it was another tryst.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:27 am

TubaTinker wrote:There should have been a video!

Evidently, there is.
http://www.thenews-messenger.com/apps/p ... /803270302

This story says that the neighbor filled three DVDs with footage of the guy, um, nailing the table. Why did it take four instances for the neighbor to call the cops?

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:04 am

And here I always thought the hole in the middle of the picnic table was for the umbrella.

I guess somebody gave him a tip that his table needed a good shellacing

This was much better than mine.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:30 pm

jacojdm wrote:Why did it take four instances for the neighbor to call the cops?

The neighbor had to stop laughing first.

And you know what they say about picnic tables: size isn't everything!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:09 pm

Think he had the picnic table on his deck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:26 pm

jacojdm wrote:
TubaTinker wrote:There should have been a video!
Evidently, there is.
http://www.thenews-messenger.com/apps/p ... /803270302

This story says that the neighbor filled three DVDs with footage of the guy, um, nailing the table. Why did it take four instances for the neighbor to call the cops?

If he had called any sooner, there wouldn't be a full 3 DVD's worth of video.

Remember that voyeurism is the last great American armchair sport.