Tuba in Literature
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Don't forget the Beatles' song about Maxwell's Silver Tuba
(came down upon her head)
(came down upon her head)
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We all live in a yellow tuba.
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This is pretty damn close:
From Under the Greenwood Tree by Thomas Hardy'More's the pity,' replied another. 'Time was - long and merry ago now! - when not one of the varmits was to be heard of; but it served some of the quires right. They should have stuck to strings as we did, and kept out clarinets, and done away with serpents. If you'd thrive in musical religion, stick to strings, says I.'
'Strings be safe soul-lifters, as far as that do go,' said Mr Spinks.
'Yet there's worse things than serpents,' said Mr Penny. 'Old things pass away, 'tis true; but a serpent was a good old note: a deep rich note was the serpent.'
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from The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison"an old plaintive, masculine voice arose in a song, wavering, stumbling in the silence at first alone, until in the band a euphonium horn fumbled for the key, and took up the air, one catching and rising above the other and the other pursuing…"
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Well OK. It's been ten hours and nothing new. Time again for the slightly hazy literary recollections.
The Long and Winding Tuba.
Strawberry Tubas Forever.
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Gene Wilder's...second novel, set in 1903, stars a young concert violinist named Jeremy Webb, who one day goes from accomplished adagios with the Cleveland Orchestra to having a complete breakdown on stage. If he hadn’t poured a glass of water down the throat of a tuba, maybe he wouldn’t have been sent to a health resort in Badenweiler, Germany.....
Gene Wilder's...second novel, set in 1903, stars a young concert violinist named Jeremy Webb, who one day goes from accomplished adagios with the Cleveland Orchestra to having a complete breakdown on stage. If he hadn’t poured a glass of water down the throat of a tuba, maybe he wouldn’t have been sent to a health resort in Badenweiler, Germany.....
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SplatterTone wrote:Well OK. It's been ten hours and nothing new. Time again for the slightly hazy literary recollections.
The Long and Winding Tuba.
Strawberry Tubas Forever.


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Clarence Budington Kelland wrote a short story called "Opera Hat," which I'd like to find. It appeared in 1935, in the April through September issues of a magazine called The American. This was the inspiration for "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" (1936). I don't know that much else about it.
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Re: Tuba in Literature
I just skimmed the thread, but I don't think I saw these:
1. Gideon the Tuba Warrior in VeggieTales.
2. In the movie My Girl, Dan Aykroyd is briefly playing the tuba.
1. Gideon the Tuba Warrior in VeggieTales.
2. In the movie My Girl, Dan Aykroyd is briefly playing the tuba.
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Re: Tuba in Literature
i didnt see this but theres a john updike poem about Roger Bobo
Eskimos in Manitoba, barracuda off Aruba cock an ear when Roger Bobo starts to solo on the tuba
By: John Updike
thats how it starts i cant find the rest
Eskimos in Manitoba, barracuda off Aruba cock an ear when Roger Bobo starts to solo on the tuba
By: John Updike
thats how it starts i cant find the rest
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Re: Tuba in Literature
Recital
Eskimos in Manitoba,
Barracuda off Aruba,
Cock an ear when Roger Bobo
Starts to solo on the tuba.
Men of every station -- Pooh-Bah,
Nabob, bozo, toff, and hobo --
Cry in unison, "Indubi-
Tably, there is simply nobo-
Dy who oompahs on the tubo,
Solo, quite like Roger Bubo!"
-John Updike
Eskimos in Manitoba,
Barracuda off Aruba,
Cock an ear when Roger Bobo
Starts to solo on the tuba.
Men of every station -- Pooh-Bah,
Nabob, bozo, toff, and hobo --
Cry in unison, "Indubi-
Tably, there is simply nobo-
Dy who oompahs on the tubo,
Solo, quite like Roger Bubo!"
-John Updike
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Dr. Phibes
Don't forget Vincent Price as the Abominable Dr. Phibes.

In the first movie, in order to amplify his electronic voice box (can't talk, damaged vocal chords) he would plug it into his organ (no jokes please).
In the second movie he plugs it DIRECTLY INTO A SOUSAPHONE
that is carried by his lovely mute assistant. More portable than his organ I'm sure, but honestly, I hadn't been aware you could do that! 

In the first movie, in order to amplify his electronic voice box (can't talk, damaged vocal chords) he would plug it into his organ (no jokes please).
In the second movie he plugs it DIRECTLY INTO A SOUSAPHONE

