Finish the Limericks

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:27 pm

Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:36 pm

eupher61 wrote:Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang

They listened, entranced, as his horn sang

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:28 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang
They listened, entranced, as his horn sang

His tone was so fine,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:54 pm

His sound, like wine

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:44 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Alan Baer played the New World in Pyonyang
They listened, entranced, as his horn sang
His tone was so fine,

windshieldbug wrote: His sound, like wine

His excellence should earn him some poontang.

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:32 am

His excellence should earn him some poontang

Here we have a winner folks!

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:34 am

Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:19 am

tubatooter's last line was a gem

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:42 am

Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip
If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip

But don't worry

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:44 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip
If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip
But don't worry

And don't hurry

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:13 am

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote: If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip
But don't worry
And don't hurry

If you can keep a steady hand then I'll just let 'er rip.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:19 am

Comes bloke with his curbside computer.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:19 am

tubatooter1940 wrote:Comes bloke with his curbside computer.

whose fish need a cellphone tutor

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:57 pm

and a Master's degree too

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:39 pm

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:
Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lip

If you quiver quaver shiver off goes the beak's tip

But don't worry

And don't hurry

If you can keep a steady hand then I'll just let 'er rip

I'm proud of you guys. And I thought that I had laid that mine well.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:58 pm

duckskiff wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Comes bloke with his curbside computer.
whose fish need a cellphone tutor
With their wet CPU

eupher61 wrote: and a Masters degree too

He can afford to eat spicy wings at Hooters.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:28 pm

There once was a thread that was suspect;

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:25 pm

windshieldbug wrote:There once was a thread that was suspect;

From posting by trolls with no respect

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:05 pm

they penned their yellow bupkis

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:21 pm

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:There once was a thread that was suspect;
From posting by trolls with no respect

Mojo workin' wrote:they penned their yellow bupkis

To try to corrupt us