ABC News: Fat People and Global Warming? HAHAHAHA!!

[KevinMadden]

I guess this means that tuba players are destroying the planet, and dooming the human race..

[chipster55]

Well if obesity is part of the global warming problem, then Al Gore has been contributing to the problem, too -- HA! 'cause he sure hasn't lost any weight since leaving office.

[TubaRay]

Well if obesity is part of the global warming problem, then Al Gore has been contributing to the problem, too -- HA! 'cause he sure hasn't lost any weight since leaving office.

This is easily explained. It is for the same reason that he can fly around on his private jet. He cares about us. He is informing us. In this case, he is making certain he feels what we feel.
If this explanation is unsatisfactory to anyone, I will be glad to come up with some other BS. Just let me know.

[Dean]

Well, if obesity leads to a plethora of illnesses that end in a premature death, wouldn't that person be reducing their carbon footprint by dying a good 10-20 years earlier than they would have if they stayed healthy?


I say it is a service to the planet!

[chipster55]

My wife says my fat *** contributes to global warming, too -- everytime I FART

[Mojo workin']

Well, if obesity leads to a plethora of illnesses that end in a premature death, wouldn't that person be reducing their carbon footprint by dying a good 10-20 years earlier than they would have if they stayed healthy?


I say it is a service to the planet!

Here we have a winner, folks!

You health nuts want to live a long life? Why? (in all seriousness)

[tubatooter1940]

Dear Mister Elephant,
Are you saying that cow flatulence is just part of the problem?