this much fun shouldn't be legal - horn dorn

[Rick Denney]

You meant Rick "none of my business, but I'll get into other member's beefs anyway" Denney

Mojo "true venom(or is it self parody?)" Workin'

No, I was just poking fun. It was obvious that a spell checker had determined that Cretan should be capitalized, without understanding that it was the wrong word in the first place. How can you not poke fun at that? I would expect the same had I made the mistake. If you want to think it's typical grammar police action and unload on me, be my guest. I will be more careful about being humorous with you in the future.

I think I need a little break. The tolerance for even mild fun-poking seems to be at a low ebb these days, and not just on Tubenet. Must be the heat.

Rick "who doesn't need this" Denney

[THE TUBA]

TubeNet is serious business.


Mike "thanks for the pix" Robinson

[Uncle Buck]

I think I need a little break. The tolerance for even mild fun-poking seems to be at a low ebb these days, and not just on Tubenet. Must be the heat.

Rick "who doesn't need this" Denney

I don't think its the heat. I think its the gas prices.

[JohnMCooper]

... And maybe Lebanese ...

And why are we bringing sexual orientation into this thread!

John "just poking more fun at Rick Denney" Cooper

[iiipopes]

No, I was just poking fun. It was obvious that a spell checker had determined that Cretan should be capitalized, without understanding that it was the wrong word in the first place. How can you not poke fun at that? I would expect the same had I made the mistake. If you want to think it's typical grammar police action and unload on me, be my guest. I will be more careful about being humorous with you in the future.

Ah, yes, spellcheckers: those wonderful tools that cannot distinguish when you address a letter, "Dear Friend," as opposed to, "Dear Fiend."

[MartyNeilan]

... And maybe Lebanese ...

And why are we bringing sexual orientation into this thread!

I don't think any of y'all want to play that game with me around!
RC

You're all right by me, Robert!
The bigger question is, where is this man's other hand?

[MaryAnn]

... And maybe Lebanese ...

And why are we bringing sexual orientation into this thread!

I don't think any of y'all want to play that game with me around!

RC

Are you saying you are sexually oriented? EEEK!

MA

[JohnMCooper]

Why do you want more than one instrument? You can only play one at a time!

Whew! Benjamin got this thread back on track!

[kingrob76]

Wasn't trying to poop your party, but evidently a Cretan or two took it that way.

What's all this about Cretans trying to poop our parties? What do our parties have to do with Crete anyway? If those Cretans can't keep their poop to themselves, then we are going to have to ban them. Might as well ban Greeks, too. And maybe Lebanese. That Cretan influence can't be underestimated! Ban all Cretans! Round 'em up and deport them!

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Oh, you mean cretins!

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Rick "Nevermind" Denney

Have you tried the new Cretan Formula? gets rid of the gray in no time.

[Rick Denney]

Have you tried the new Cretan Formula? gets rid of the gray in no time.

That's Cretan Formula 8. Those Cretans can't count all the way to 16 like the Greeks can.

Rick "who just ran out of fingers" Denney

[Tubadork]

but which horn do you like better,the BBb or one of the CCandthe Eb or the F:-)Bill

[Mojo workin']

The bigger question is, where is this man's other hand?

I don't want to know what you cretins/pervs do in your spare time! Go tend your congenital deficiency of thyroid secretion (resulting in deformity and idiocy) somewhere else!