Finish the Limericks

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:43 pm

van wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: a tuba was feeling quite clammy
It said with a snort,
"I need a valve port

And my slides are a-startin' to jammy!"

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm

I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:04 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka

-- just can't play as high as I youshka

--

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:05 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka
-- just can't play as high as I youshka --

'twas really a "bear"

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:06 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:I clammed the high Ds in Petroushka
-- just can't play as high as I youshka --
'twas really a "bear"

But tight underwear

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:11 pm

SplatterTone wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: -- just can't play as high as I youshka --
'twas really a "bear"
But tight underwear

Is such a big pain in the toushka!

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:48 pm

Playing "The Ride" on an F Mirafone

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:10 pm

eupher61 wrote:Playing "The Ride" on an F Mirafone

All the conductor did was moan

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:38 am

when I get my new BAT

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:00 am

Mojo workin' wrote:when I get my new BAT

I'll bet you that,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:27 am

tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:
The Jackson wrote: All the conductor did was moan
when I get my new BAT
I'll bet you that,

I don't get "the hand" with IT'S tone!

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:50 pm

While seeking new software for to notate

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:11 pm

eupher61 wrote:While seeking new software for to notate

my computer's hard disk did rotate

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:43 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:While seeking new software for to notate
my computer's hard disk did rotate

Its read-write head

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:16 pm

Greg wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: my computer's hard disk did rotate
Its read-write head
went quite dead

Now in the river it does floatate.

pg · Post by pg » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:42 pm

I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:46 pm

pg wrote:I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!

Very high, the phone bills will run

pg · Post by pg » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:21 pm

I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!
Very high, the phone bills will run

While the bass in the lake

pg · Post by pg » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:33 pm

(oops - deleted duplicate)

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:54 pm

pg wrote:
I'm texting bloke now, just for fun!
Very high, the phone bills will run
While the bass in the lake

but it's no mistake