LEARN ME

[OldsRecording]

my right hand shakes rather wildly. but my left hand is no problem....ummm I don't know, I hope I'm not a witch!

There are ways of telling...

He turned me into a newt!

But you 'got better', right?

[windshieldbug]

No, no children. While it's true that wood and ducks both burn, they both also do what? They float!
So, if a witch weighs the same as a duck, then they are made of what?

FEATHERS!

STONE!

Uh, VERY SMALL ROCKS!

CIDER!

Uh, GRA-- GRAVY!

CHERRIES!

MUD!

Uh, CHURCHES! CHURCHES!

[k001k47]

I am a wizard, not a witch.

[windshieldbug]

WIZARD:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WIZARD:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
WIZARD:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
BEDEVERE:
Well?
VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE:
The nose?
VILLAGER #1:
And the hat, but he is a wizard!
VILLAGER #2:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
BEDEVERE:
Did you dress him up like this?
VILLAGER #1:
No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes.
VILLAGER #2:
Yes.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
A bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.

[k001k47]

I'll magic this forum into non-existance!
That'll learn ya!


Tubenet user #1:
Meh
Tubenet user #2:
Meh
Tubenet users 2,045 and 2,047:
mehhhhh

Tubenet users (self acclaimed) "old and mean":
BUURRRNNNNNNNN

[Nick Pierce]

But you 'got better', right?

Yeah, I got better.

Burn Him Anyway!!!

[The Jackson]

Due to the prices of gas, though, we'll have to burn him using eco-friendly vegetable oil.

[Nick Pierce]

Due to the prices of gas, though, we'll have to burn him using eco-friendly vegetable oil.

Witches are made of wood, so we don't need gas. Worst case scenario, we'll need a little lighter fluid.

Although following the previously displayed, Python inspired scientific method of Sir Bedevere, if witches burn, and wizards also burn, and wizards are made of something else that burns, then wizards are obviously made of gasoline. Therefore, whoever catches him gets a tank or two of gas.

Let the hunt begin!!!

[jbaylies]

I've got the witch!

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1041

How else could he possibly bob over and under 10,000 posts?

For those of you not in the know: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=28923&st=0&sk=t&sd=a0

[Nick Pierce]

I've got the witch!

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1041

How else could he possibly bob over and under 10,000 posts?

For those of you not in the know: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=28923&st=0&sk=t&sd=a0

No no no, look at the picture.

The witch looks more like this.


How long till the picture changes???

[k001k47]

LOL!!!

[Nick Pierce]

Nevermind, you found him. Good work.

[windshieldbug]

"I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL YORK! (Now move along... nothing to see here)

[k001k47]

UPDATE:

I -
oh, wait... wrong thread.

[ken k]

It is amazing that i can move my right hand fingers and my left hand doesn't move...at all....

ken k "I guess it is from all those years playing a 3+1 compensating tuba...."k

[ken k]

Schlep, your signature reminded me of this wise old saying....
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for life!"

ken "and then apologize later..." k

[The Jackson]