Update Update

[The Jackson]

My wife is now berating me for stinking up the house.

Don't strike any matches!

Yeah, that'd be a pretty crappy idea...

[MartyNeilan]

Just took my final Fleets EZ-Prep mixture. Went down as easy as the first

[MartyNeilan]

Just got back from my "photo shoot." They found two inflamations that are going to be biopsied. I feel "pooped" now but will scan and post pictures later.

[Mark]

I just wanted everyone to know that I haven't actually read the Update Update thread in a couple of weeks.

[OldsRecording]

I just wanted everyone to know that I haven't actually read the Update Update thread in a couple of weeks.

There's an Update Update thread?

I think you guys need an Update Update update.

[Nick Pierce]

I just wanted everyone to know that I haven't actually read the Update Update thread in a couple of weeks.

There's an Update Update thread?

I think you guys need an Update Update update.

You have been Updated.

[windshieldbug]

I think that we need fresh update information.

[Nick Pierce]

I think that we need fresh update information.

We should start a thread for that!

[MartyNeilan]

As promised, here are a couple pictures, of both the good and the not-so-good:

[windshieldbug]

Yo Schlep,

You yanked my Update Update Update thread on Talk Like A Pirate Day without so much as a proper "avast!", but we get to see more of Mr. Neilan than most of us have any right to see!?

Latest, freshest, most current information on updates

[The Jackson]

At least it's not a flume ride...

[MartyNeilan]

Sez you! (Besides, now it's a giant… bunny… ?)

Don't blame me, it was the establishment

[Chuck Jackson]

I got nothin'. Anyone with plenty of nothin' have some they can loan me? I'm plumb out. Thanks.

Chuck"who has been trying to get something from nothing for somewhat less than nothing"Jackson

[windshieldbug]

Anyone with plenty of nothin' have some they can loan me?

Try here.

[TubaRay]

UPDATE:

I have conducted an extensive search and have been able to find anything to update. Well, I suppose I could update everyone on the progress of my recovery from having a hernia fixed. Now that would certainly be interesting to each and every member of TubeNet. I guess I'd better get to work on a draft for that post.

[Rick Denney]

Well, I suppose I could update everyone on the progress of my recovery from having a hernia fixed.

Isn't that what Update Update is all about? Of course we want to know the details of your hernia repair.

Rick "Bonus Update: After making fun of Wade's AC nightmare, I'm now listening to workers replacing my home air conditioner, for a price about equivalent to a Bb Holton in excellent condition" Denney

[TubaRay]

Weeeelllll! I'm now approx. a month further along the road and things are beginning to get back to normal. I played a TubaMeister/Sauerkraut gig before the three week mark. That meant standing and playing for three hours with my 186 resting squarely on the three inch gash just above my navel. I managed to survive this and, now, other gigs, so life is good.

Now to be perfectly honest, I'm glad I don't know all the details about what went on after I faded into the unconscious world just prior to the surgery.

And, Rick, what's the deal with replacing the air conditioning? I thought you lived in a climate that was cool enough not to need it. It has never been too warm when I've been there. What's the deal? After all, don't you need another tuba more than you need air conditioning? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

[windshieldbug]

Ray, you could have saved in a similar manner by jamming a cork in the hernia with a little Micro Cork Cement.

Yes, but you have to remember the part about replacing the cap then, one you've put the cork in...

[Thomas Maurice Booth]

Update: Charges Dropped Against Man Who Farted at Police!!

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TMB

[windshieldbug]

Update: Charges Dropped Against Man Who Farted at Police!!

... but was he playing a viola!?