Update Update

[OldsRecording]

Update: Charges Dropped Against Man Who Farted at Police!!

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I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!

[Rick Denney]

And, Rick, what's the deal with replacing the air conditioning? I thought you lived in a climate that was cool enough not to need it. It has never been too warm when I've been there. What's the deal? After all, don't you need another tuba more than you need air conditioning? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

In Virginia, unlike Texas, we have four seasons. (Texas has two: January and Summer.) When it's hot, it's hot, though for us it's a three-day heat wave and in Texas it's August. It isn't hot right now, and I'm grateful the AC didn't die a month ago, or I might have been telling Wade-like stories.

I'm scheduling the next water softener failure for your next visit. I know how much you like helping me replace it.

Rick "mostly rectifying a horrible installation job on the old system" Denney

[Rick Denney]

Rick could save big bucks if he would only allow the tech to use his 345 as ductwork, but nooooooo…

Ray, you could have saved in a similar manner by jamming a cork in the hernia with a little Micro Cork Cement.

Ray must have forgotten to replace the cap when not in use.

Rick "who doesn't want the gooey stuff bulging out" Denney

[Jeffrey Hicks]

I picked a heck of day to quit sniffing glue......

[Biggs]

.that WT/ACU game (as long as neither loses before) is probably going to be the best game of the year in D2 football

I'm sure both of their fans are thrilled.

[rocksanddirt]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!

Saturday is Alumni Band Day at Cal v. Arizona State.

thank you for your attention.

[Nick Pierce]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!

Saturday is Alumni Band Day at Cal v. Arizona State.

thank you for your attention.

Hey, we're doing something similar at CU. Go figure.

[Todd S. Malicoate]

Update Update:

I might have a cavity and im not sure if I do...and appointments are $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[TubaRay]

Update Update:
I might have a cavity and im not sure if I do...and appointments are $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Ah! Now we are getting back to the important stuff. This is why this thread was created.

[windshieldbug]

I might have a cavity and im not sure if I do...

I certainly hope you do...

[Chuck Jackson]

My portfolio has lost 68% of its value in the last 14 hours. My house has lost 58% of its value in the past 18 months. I am still optimistic.

Chuck"who is gainfully employed with great health care and thankful for my decision in 1997 to get my education certification and hopes all the performance majors with big horns and bigger loans will take this as a cautionary tale"Jackson

[OldsRecording]

My computer is finally fixed after two trips back to Circuit City within a week and a half.

[TMurphy]

Bowling Update: The lanes were flooded on Monday, and everyone had trouble getting into the pocket. I managed to pull it together and roll 2 of my best games so far this year, and my team took 5 out of 7 points (after losing the first game. My average is still well below where I'd like it to be, but it's only been three weeks.

Other update: My girlfriend's mother, goes back to California on Friday. She's been staying with us since Thursday of last week.

[Todd S. Malicoate]

My average is still well below where I'd like it to be, but it's only been three weeks.

Sandbagger!

[TMurphy]

My average is still well below where I'd like it to be, but it's only been three weeks.

Sandbagger!

I would love to be accused of being a sandbagger later in the season. It would mean I'd actually start doing well.

One guy in my league did the opposite of sandbagging the first night. He shot a 280 the first game. Not exactly what you want to do when you're trying to establish an average!

[PWtuba]

I am unable to view the elephant's avatar because I am too stupid.

[windshieldbug]

I wasn't aware that the elephant has an avatar...??

(Sshhhh! Pretend that he does, and that we out here, among the great "unwashed" (or "unmean") can't see it... )

[The Jackson]

In order to not allow my precious innonence from being tainted by meanness, I have been forced to open up that Jacksondora's Box and place The Elephant's avatar on my Foe List.


In other news, I have put my skills at orchestrating music on my Faux List.


In other other news, I've put my boat on my Row List.

[The Jackson]

10 2 8 2008

507 <--- Now there is something mean.

[The Jackson]

Coming this Decemeber...

Christian Bale stars in...

The DaJackson Code

UPDATE:

In a further effort to keep the cybercops off my trail, I will vigorously place on my contribution to the holiday cheer. Jenqui.