A holiday public service announcement

[Tubaryan12]

Don't let this happen to you:

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl= ... a=N&tab=wv#" target="_blank

[TubaRay]

Thank you, Ryan, thank you. The men of the world thank you for alerting us.

You might also not be at all surprised to hear of my theme song. It is a polka. It is the(you guessed it) Doghouse Polka.

[TubaRay]

That's entrapment if I've ever seen it..... also watch out for these trick questions:
Does this dress make me look fat?
Does my hair look ok?
Honey, do you think she's pretty?

I am prepared to offer my expertise in this matter. I will give you, my very best friends in the whole world, the answers to the above three questions. I'm referring to the answers that will guarantee an extended period of banishment to the doghouse.

Question: Does this dress make me look fat?
Answer: Let me take a real good look, dear.

Question: Does my hair look ok?
Answer: Yeah! It looks "OK."

Question: Honey, do you think she looks pretty?
Answer: Yes, she looks very pretty.

Let me know how it goes.

[TubaRay]

I am prepared to offer my expertise in this matter. I will give you, my very best friends in the whole world, the answers to the above three questions. I'm referring to the answers that will guarantee an extended period of banishment to the doghouse.

Question: Does this dress make me look fat?
Answer: Let me take a real good look, dear.

Question: Does my hair look ok?
Answer: Yeah! It looks "OK."

Question: Honey, do you think she looks pretty?
Answer: Yes, she looks very pretty.

Let me know how it goes.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grim.

Here, if you really want to get 'em clobbered:

1.) No, your *** does.

2.) "OK", Chewbacca, let's go.

3.) No, she's HOT!

I believe you have topped my responses. Funny!

[TubaRay]

"Why sweetie, do YOU think she's pretty?"

Doghouse!

[PWtuba]

And now it is time for The Man's Prayer.

Everyone please rise.

Now clasp your hands and bow your heads and say this aloud:

I'm a man,
But I can change,
If I have to,
I guess.

Love that show!

[eupher61]

my best advise for such situations (and, the inevitable "Do you love me?", too)














RUN!