TEST - for candidates for "resident genius"

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So, is this what the future will be like with the recent ratification of the Blokeleton TubeNet Service Reform Act?
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the elephant wrote:I got them all correct. But I am not yet ready to bear the awesome mantel of responsibility that burdens our Rezidint Geenyuhs. It simply is too much for me to bear. Or bare. I have a lot to bare and do not wish to do so. I think I need a Bayer. Sheesh…
Just make sure to do this while doing so... :mrgreen:
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Why did you post the answers?
Now everyone will lie and say they got the questions right!



Quit trolling bloke. :x
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I got 2 of them wrong...does that mean that I'll get kicked off of TubeNet 'cause I'm not smart enough? :cry:
I think I might end up as a grumpy old man when I get old...
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Well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad....
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bloke wrote:
Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

It is possible Mary's father had six daughters. Mary then got a sex change, but left h(is) name as Mary, for whatever reason. And the fifth daughter's name is unknown.

:shock: :o :?

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bloke wrote: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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lgb&dtuba wrote:
bloke wrote: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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A very good runner might overtake and pass the last runner, thus "lapping" him.
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the elephant wrote: Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Doug: The glass is misnamed, and should be called a jug.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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the elephant wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
the elephant wrote: Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Doug: The glass is misnamed, and should be called a jug.
The jug is misnamed and should be called a Doug.
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Humph.
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