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new stimulus plan

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I love this plan!
This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.
All National financial problems fixed!!!
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Only problem...where does the 40 trillion dollars come from? There's not that much money in the entire world.

Other than that minor detail, I like it a lot.
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In many areas/circumstances, $1,000,000 is not exactly enough to "quit your job, buy/pay off a house, buy a car, and live comfortably unemployed for 30+ years."

Especially if it is considered over the $250,000 limit... :)
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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:Only problem...where does the 40 trillion dollars come from?
Just make it up :lol:
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tubatom91 wrote:
Todd S. Malicoate wrote:Only problem...where does the 40 trillion dollars come from?
Just make it up :lol:
Or just print it up. Wait! Isn't that what we're already doing?
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