Truck with Balls

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:16 pm

I don't know if this is something you can buy for your truck or if it was something the owner constructed himself, but on my way home today I was at a light behind a Ford F250 with a trailer hitch. Hung from the hitch was something that had the distinct appearance of a truck-sized....scrotum. I laughed all the way home; I mean, this was a truck with balls. If I had had a camera with me you'd be seeing a picture.

MA

sffz · Post by **sffz** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:45 pm

Yup, I've seen these too. Apparently they are also making some the light up. My wife calls 'em 'glowjones'

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:53 pm

Kinda like this?

OOMPAH · Post by **OOMPAH** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:41 pm

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:49 pm

OOMPAH wrote:You can usually count on

3) Balls hanging off the back end of truck are the direct inverse size of driver's own set!

Sounds right to me! There are usual, or customary driving habits which will usually accompany all of this.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:13 pm

I'm fixing to affix a pair of those to my tuba!

Maybe these will eliminate the usage of dent balls?

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:14 pm

There ya go!

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:29 pm

There are some states where these are illegal. Your tax dollars at work...

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:58 pm

bloke wrote:just curious...

How would someone affix a facsimile of the other type of anatomy to the back of a Miata?

Why not start by asking the artìst who designed this piece?

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:36 pm

The Jackson wrote:I'm fixing to affix a pair of those to my tuba!

Maybe these will eliminate the usage of dent balls?

Besson used to affix a single one to their tubas.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:43 pm

the elephant wrote:
TubaRay wrote:
The Jackson wrote:I'm fixing to affix a pair of those to my tuba!

Maybe these will eliminate the usage of dent balls?
Besson used to affix a single one to their tubas.
He was speaking about a dent ball, while you were referring to a ball denter. Interesting…

Oh!......................................Never mind!

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:26 am

I would like to have a shiny chrome propeller that spins in the wind to hang on my trailer hitch.
Goobers around here mount Alabama or Auburn football helments on their trailer hitches.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:38 am

Jeffrey Hicks wrote:There are some states where these are illegal.

And not just on motor vehicles, I'd bet ...

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:44 am

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Jeffrey Hicks wrote:There are some states where these are illegal.
And not just on motor vehicles, I'd bet ...

In this politically correct society(sorry, Sean), it is becoming less and less fashionable to have them anywhere.

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:40 am

Call me old-fashioned, but I neither see the humor nor the appeal of hanging a facsimile of genitals off the back of a truck.

The chrome cut-outs of naked women often seen on highway trucks and on the back windows of cars in certain parts of town are bad enough, but at least those are an expression of what the driver admires, rather than an unsubstantiated claim of the driver's own equipment.

Rick "who always questions the manhood of men who use their vehicles to express it" Denney

Carroll · Post by **Carroll** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:38 pm

Rick Denney wrote: Rick "who always questions the manhood of men who use their vehicles to express it" Denney

HEY!...

Monster Truck.jpg

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:02 pm

bloke wrote: 3/ Once the back of my truck displays this , what else is there to say?

That we hope we can still get parts for it a year from now?

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:37 pm

I didn't notice whether it was four wheel drive, but it looked reasonably stock. His driving fit well within the norm for Tucson. ("Everybody" has a truck in Tucson, including me, although I don't drive it much since I got the Roo.)

And yeah I found it very funny (sorry, Rick;) the kind of thing that is funny because it is making fun of people who take it seriously. Whether this guy was taking it seriously is known only to him.

MA

bort · Post by **bort** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:40 pm

Put it on the back of an '89 Honda Civic, and then I'll know it's been done to mock other people.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:46 pm

bort wrote:Put it on the back of an '89 Honda Civic, and then I'll know it's been done to mock other people.

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