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Louis
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A guy applies for a job at a church. The pastor sees that the man has no arms and asks him, "well, what can you do?" The guy says, "well, I can ring the bell in the steeple". "How?", asks the pastor. "Here, I'll show you" the man says. He climbs up in the steeple and starts banging his head on the bell. "Are you sure you want to do that?", the pastor asks. "You bet", the man says. So the pastor hires him.
About a week later, while up in the steeple doing his thing, he slips and falls all the way down to the sidewalk below. A crowd gathers, asking who this was among themselves.
Someone answers: "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
About a week later, while up in the steeple doing his thing, he slips and falls all the way down to the sidewalk below. A crowd gathers, asking who this was among themselves.
Someone answers: "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
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Tom Mason
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A band director.......
meets a pretty woman at a bar. She invites him to her house.
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As they are getting it on in her bedroom, she hears a noise at the front door. She says "My husband's home!, pull out, pull out!!!!"
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He asks "why, am I sharp?"
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As they are getting it on in her bedroom, she hears a noise at the front door. She says "My husband's home!, pull out, pull out!!!!"
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He asks "why, am I sharp?"
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TubaRay
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