WHY ARE YOU SO FAT ???

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OK...I am soooooo fat, because...

Did you REALLY just ask me that?
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9%
munch...munch...munch...munch
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19%
glug...glug...glug...glug...glug...
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12%
Look at the pot hollerin' at the kettle!
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12%
I'm a tuba player, aren't I?
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18%
I'm trying to maintain my fair share of the world within my personal realm.
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5%
At least no one suspects that I'm gay...except for fat gay people.
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3%
What...Do these jeans make me look that way...??
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6%
two words: Wendy's Frosty !!!!
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9%
big boned
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9%
 
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Thanks, bloke.....another google ad I didn't want to see.
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Tubaryan12 wrote:Thanks, bloke.....another google ad I didn't want to see.
Don't tell me you misplaced your "beer googles" again? :P
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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/" target="_blank

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I'm not fat. I'm a Clydesdale.
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If you are what you eat, I must be a twinkie. :shock:
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that is why i picked the tuba, I figured i would actually look pretty thin comparatively...
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Thomas Maurice Booth wrote:http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/" target="_blank

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It is worth clicking "Next" several times to see much of what is pictured on that site. Some of those combinations boggle the mind!
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I married a great cook. she put me on a seafood diet(see food, eat food)!
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Mmmm. Donuts.

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MartyNeilan wrote:
Thomas Maurice Booth wrote:http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/" target="_blank

TMB
It is worth clicking "Next" several times to see much of what is pictured on that site. Some of those combinations boggle the mind!

wow I gotta get me a bacon cinamon roll.... where can I get one? (not!)

Actually two weeks ago, I was at Animal Kingdom in Disney World and they had a corn dog cart. I had to have one because it has been years since I have had one and it tasted great!!! Thank you Disney World!

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College wasn't on here so I chose big boned! haha :D
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bloke wrote:
Kayla wrote:College wasn't on here so I chose big boned! haha :D
That is a fairly (last twenty years...??) phenomenon. Even as late as the '70's, kids in college didn't have much dough for food, and tended to end up as skinny as a rail - the further they progressed through their degrees. I am a large-frame person, and appear (certainly by today's standards) extremely thin if I manage to get my weight down to 200 (6'1" w/35-1/2" waist)...My pants sit on my hipbones at that weight...

...Yet, when I was in kolij I weighted about 180 and thought myself to be more heavyset than quite a few of my koleegz.

12 years earlier than that, my brother (same large frame with big hip bones) was going through kolij (6'2") and weighed about 160 lbs.
Some time in the early/mid 80's (around the time I was in school) the quality of dorm food went up substantially, and so.....kids who lived in dorms, ended up with a few extra ##....since that was paid for in rent already.
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I'm just making sure I'm well prepared for the imminent famine as a result of climate change.

(Never mind that overeating increases my carbon footprint in a few different ways)

OR

My daily workout routine consists almost exclusively of lifting a full fork to my mouth and lowering an empty one to my plate.
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WHY ARE YOU SO FAT ???
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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pssh, You guys wish you knew why I am so phat...

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tubashaman2 wrote:Windsheildbug, is that a 180F? Can't tell from the size of the photo.
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tubashaman2 wrote:Wow I never realized the 184 was so small
And knowing is half the battle!
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