If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

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Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

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at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
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rocksanddirt wrote:at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
With access to firearms........
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Chuck Jackson wrote:
rocksanddirt wrote:at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
With access to firearms........
The memo I received is that all women are crazy, just to varying degrees. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not simply a quote, but a provable theorem.
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Matthew Gilchrest wrote:
Chuck Jackson wrote:
rocksanddirt wrote:at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
With access to firearms........
The memo I received is that all women are crazy, just to varying degrees. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not simply a quote, but a provable theorem.
In short, 90% of us are in trouble.
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Too soon.
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Matthew Gilchrest wrote:The memo I received is that all women are crazy, just to varying degrees. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not simply a quote, but a provable theorem.
The thing is, in this case, the woman who killed him wasn't the one who was scorned!!!!


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ken k wrote:The thing is, in this case, the woman who killed him wasn't the one who was scorned!!!!


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knuxie wrote:If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...
He wasn't cheating. He was just using those binoculars to scan the other team's sideline for signs of his missing ferret. :shock: :D
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It's one thing to cheat, but it's another thing entirely to cheat on your mistress. You've got to have a very big set to do that one.
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OldsRecording wrote:It's one thing to cheat, but it's another thing entirely to cheat on your mistress. You've got to have a very big set to do that one.
As one of my female friends often says, "if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you" ...
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Any man who believes he can successfully carry on a relationship with more than one woman at a time is cruisin' for a bruisin'.
I am proud to be married to the meanest woman I ever met and still be alive.
My sweet Hariett had an aunt who suspected her husband was cheating. He found an axe under their bed. He put it away in the garden shed but it was back under the bed the very next night. He would wake in the middle of the night and find her sitting up - staring at him. :shock:
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Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

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Here's another reason...

http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll ... ckcomments" target="_blank

Can't believe our state is getting so well known for these wackos - would prefer to put the music back in Music City.

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