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windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:18 pm

tbn.al wrote:You mean to tell me that schools own bass trombones with 2 valves.........

I wonder what the heck these were...

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:44 pm

euphenstien wrote:Building a fence this weekend. All are invited to come help.

I'll let you know, euphenstien. To be quite honest, I'm on the fence about the issue.

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tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:33 pm

Why rent one when you can buy it for $20 and have it for posterity.

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windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:16 pm

tbn.al wrote:Why rent one when you can buy it for $20 and have it for posterity.

Because IF you ever need one again, you won't have to find somewhere to store it for posterity...

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:55 am

I am sitting on a covered porch, above a gurgling stream, listening to a soft rain, looking across to the next mountain, growing angrier by the minute, as I wait and wait and wait for this dialup connection to respond. There is really something inherently wrong with this picture. I may really be addicted to TubeNet!

dwaskew · Post by **dwaskew** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:31 pm

[/quote]
Without even googling it, I already (somehow

) know that there must be a tuba ensemble

arrangement of this.

Can anyone think of an even worse instrument (or combination of instruments) as a candidate for a transcription of this work to even further assault our sensibilities?[/quote]

yup, there is an arrangement. Now, in answer to your question--probably either accordian ensemble or bagpipes.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:20 pm

bloke wrote:Can anyone think of an even worse instrument (or combination of instruments) as a candidate for a transcription of this work to even further assault our sensibilities?

Yes. Adagio fo Bagpipes, or Adagio for Oboes.

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:07 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
bloke wrote:Can anyone think of an even worse instrument (or combination of instruments) as a candidate for a transcription of this work to even further assault our sensibilities?
Yes. Adagio fo Bagpipes, or Adagio for Oboes.

A saxophone choir of this would make want to find the nearest tall building and end it all....

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:24 pm

schlepporello wrote:I just cleaned enough old useless crap out of my one-car garage to fill two dumpsters. I gots lots more room now.

More room means more toys right???

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:39 pm

Just ordered a G&W Taku from WWBW. They's running a 20% off sale. Lord knows I need another mouthpiece.

And flushed and cleaned the horn tonight. The thing about keeping copious amounts of oil in the horn is that it probably does encourage mildew. But I figure the mildew is kind of like the canary in the coal mine. When it makes its presence known (by slight smell -- I don't let it get bad), it's time to clean.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:25 am

bloke wrote:bloke "I ain't no resudunt jeenyus, but I believe I'd enjoy foo-baw a LOT more if my I.Q. were 30 - 40 points lower."

But then, you'd operate percussion...

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:53 pm

bloke wrote:I barbecued a shoulder.

Fokes, it don' git no better 'an 'at!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:22 am

I took my two oldest kids fishing yesterday. Nobody on the lake was catching much, because a couple of speedboaters decided it would be fun to spend Labor Day burning as much gas as possible. I did catch one fish, Jacob caught a Cheez-It box (his casting out into the lake to snag it was quite impressive), and Savannah caught me (always bring an antiseptic when fishing.) Still, it was the best time we had in a while.

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:47 am

New use for grill! Discovered only last night.

Fire roasted cherry tomato brueschetta.

1. Kid gives teacher wife tomato plants at year end.
2. Realize they are cherry tomatoes mid summer.
3. Get tired of salads soon after.
4. Cherry tomatoes going to waste.
5. Idea! Slice in half, roast in grill with hickory chips, season with garlic, basil, oregano, salt and pepper.
6. Squish with potato masher.
7. Enjoy garnished with parmesan, on toasted French Bread, and a glass of chard.

This is incredible good! What a pleasant surprise! No more wasted tomatoes, as the riper the better.

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:08 pm

I was watching the Cowboys game and a bank commercial came on. I believe it was Wells Fargo. In this commercial, they've got this slogan that ends with "Your covered." For ten points, what is wrong with that part in quotation marks?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:16 pm

TexTuba wrote:For ten points, what is wrong with that part in quotation marks?

But what if they actually meant your period, which is covered?

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:36 pm

knuxie wrote:Too easy...

Apparently NOT for those who are, I'm sure, paid quite a bit to put that commercial together.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:39 pm

TexTuba wrote:I was watching the Cowboys game and a bank commercial came on. I believe it was Wells Fargo. In this commercial, they've got this slogan that ends with "Your covered." For ten points, what is wrong with that part in quotation marks?

Is it because Wells Fargo is excluding its potential nudist clientele?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:54 pm

Don't forget all those Pennsylvania liscense plates that you years said "You've Got A Friend In Pennsylvania"...

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:09 pm

knuxie wrote:Maybe we've been introduced to the 'new grammar'...

You mean Gramps got married again?

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