advice sought

[imperialbari]

Spaten means spade, so wouldn’t be far out.

What about ‘blokebuster’

K

[davidgilbreath]

"Teacher Approved" or perhaps "Teechur Apruved" or . . . Obamaphone

[imperialbari]

In style of another Memphibian:

We Will Never Meet Again

[Eric B]

All of your suggestions are lame-o.

It came to me in a dream....(harp arpeggio....)

重击蠢驴大的黄铜角重复

If this is Chinese, Google translated it.....

"Blow donkey big brass angle repeat"

I don't think you'll sell in China, I could be wrong though!

[Bob Kolada]

How about "everyone should wear fancy hats/sun hats, gloves (if female), "gender appropriate" dress/suit,... like white people of older times?"

[SplatterTone]

Heatherton.

In honor of the great Joey Heatherton. (search Amazon for a good album/CD cover ... time to bring back the naked lady).

[SplatterTone]

Rocket.
Google Rocket Reeds. My brother makes them.

Hunt.
Nice concise name.
Thinking of Captain Dylan Hunt. "It's never easy."

Firefly.
The fine SciFi series that fell through the cracks.

Microsoft.
It will probably get you some free press.
Might cost you some in the end.

Fat Bastard.
So the wine company has trademarked it, but that's for wine, and maybe they won't mind.

Tarzan tubas.
What cool name for a tuba.

[imperialbari]

Will’ston

[TUBAD83]

Old Yeller: The Sound of the Old South

kinda like the sound of that--what ya think??

[SplatterTone]

Something with a jazz hint to it.
Bayou
Delta
Blackbottom Pie

[imperialbari]

I suppose the euphonium could be called "Mausfurz".

Ich hätte mir etwas mehr Marzipanartiges vorgestellt.