bad music joke. I apologize in advance.

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bad music joke. I apologize in advance.

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A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F key walk into a bar.The bartender turns to them and says "I'm sorry: we don't serve minors here."
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I use F Ab and C cuz its easier:D
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cc_tuba_guy wrote:Perhaps I'm missing it. Why those specific keys? (Seriously)

Did they order flat beer? :lol:
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Post by smurphius »

so then... i suppose this could go right along with the first joke.......


a D, F and A key walk into a bar together, and the bartender asks, "Why so sad?"

that just doesn't work as well though does it... hmm... hehe :lol:
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So, what would happen if a collier would get caught in a big cave-in?
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wnazzaro wrote:
Chuck(G) wrote:So, what would happen if a collier would get caught in a big cave-in?
Ab, Cb, Eb
Naw, he be flat miner...


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Speaking as a very nerdy person with a lot of nerdy friends,

THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE NERDIEST CONVERSATIONS I'VE WITNESSED.

No offense. I think it's awesome. That thought just came to mind.
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Re: bad music joke. I apologize in advance.

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Jeffrey Hicks wrote:A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F key walk into a bar.The bartender turns to them and says "I'm sorry: we don't serve minors here."
So after the bar tender told them he won't serve minors, the D-flat gets up and leaves. Then the B-flat and the F polish off a 5th.....

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