Using tuba to encourage involvement in the arts

[Dylan King]

I would be cool to hook up an electronic devise that shoots lightning out of a tuba while playing it and blowing enormous amounts of smoke through the horn. If the player has stage hands, he can have his fart lit on fire while doing this.

There should be lots of lazers and water effects, but the tuba needs to be the center of attention. I recommend doing all of this while riding on an elephant. If you can't take care of animal that size, you may want to invest in a mechanical bull.

I haven't yes seen a tuba player skydiving and playing the blues at the same time.

How about Tuba Fear Factor?

[TubaRay]

Gimme a break!!!