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catkins522
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Heard on "Bob and Tom"

Q: How do tubas keep bright and shining?

A: Tuba Toothpaste

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iiipopes
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This actually came home on one of my son's 6th grade math worksheets:

Q. What does a tuba call its father?

A. "Oom-Pa-Pa"
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Ah! Everything old is new again...

What do you call a tuba referee?

A striped bass.
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What did the tuba player get on his test?
Drool.
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