Whizometer

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:35 am

Well... I'm 63 years old and figured I had just about seen it all. Tonight... after our normal Tuesday night band rehearsal, some of 'the gang' went to our favorite 'watering hole'. When we arrived, I went straight to the men's room. There was this 'gadget' called a 'Whizometer' in the urinal. It has a digital readout and a little water-wheel on it and is made to register the velocity of pee. Here's the website for the gadget... http://www.twentyacorns.com/index.html

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Wed May 05, 2010 5:40 am

So... what did you score? I bet I can beat it!

bisontuba · Post by **bisontuba** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:43 am

LOL....
mark

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:52 am

Sure wouldn't want to be the one who has to change the battery on that thing.

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:10 am

k001k47 wrote:So... what did you score? I bet I can beat it!

I'm sure you could. I was the first one in our group to spot the gadget and by the time I figured out exactly what it was and how it operated.... I was about done. I'll have to confess that I only scored a 'four'. I'll do MUCH better next time!

djwesp · Post by **djwesp** » Wed May 05, 2010 6:07 pm

TubaTinker wrote:Well... I'm 63 years old and figured I had just about seen it all. Tonight... after our normal Tuesday night band rehearsal, some of 'the gang' went to our favorite 'watering hole'. When we arrived, I went straight to the men's room. There was this 'gadget' called a 'Whizometer' in the urinal. It has a digital readout and a little water-wheel on it and is made to register the velocity of pee. Here's the website for the gadget... http://www.twentyacorns.com/index.html

I saw one of these about a year and a half ago at a bar in central nebraska. "Chicken Coop" or something another. Either way, they actually had a screen in the bar that would let you see how fast the meter was spinning in the mens room and it had a "best of" like a pacman video game or such.

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:30 pm

Well, see, I saw the thread title and thought to myself, "That sure sounds like a pee-stream meter of some kind, but *it*couldn't*be*.) Well....it was, wasn't it? I think the only reason I've survived in engineering is my innate understanding of the male sense of humor. Don't ask me where that came from, because I certainly do not know. I do know that men's wives hate me because their husbands love it that I get their sense of humor and actually laugh at stuff like this.

MA

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:00 am

Look, this thing has surfaced in Atlanta. On TV no less.

http://www.11alive.com/weather/default.aspx" target="_blank

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:32 pm

I wonder if Leslie Neilsen was using a Whizometer in this classic and hilarious segment of "Naked Gun"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB4BXES3cv8" target="_blank

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:58 pm

k001k47 wrote: beat it!

Chadtuba · Post by **Chadtuba** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:33 pm

I tried to get the head custodian at the school to get these for the boys rooms, but he said no

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:57 am

Brucom wrote:
k001k47 wrote: beat it!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:39 am

bloke wrote:What an OFFENSIVE thread !

(bump)

Just in time for football season, and that ever-popular cheer:

"We're Number One!"

(I've often thought that a good counter-cheer for that would be:
"Number One?
Oh no, not you --
You ain't even
Number Two ..."

)

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