If you find a tuba on the side of the road in wisconsin...

djwesp · Post by **djwesp** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:50 pm

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/wan/1830807700.html" target="_blank" target="_blank

Tom Holtz · Post by **Tom Holtz** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:07 pm

[faceslap]

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:46 am

There were 2 tubas sliding down the road, and one of them was a salted. tuba.

scottw · Post by **scottw** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:08 pm

True story: A band mate of mine was a NJ State Trooper, working an expressway from Atlantic City to Philadelphia. He was a drummer at the time, but spotted a tuba laying in the middle of the 3-lane highway as he was patrolling. He managed to avoid getting killed by oncoming traffic long enough to rescue the tuba, tossing it in the trunk. He was intrigued by it, to the point of teaching himself to play it in addition to the drums. It was kind of battered and a no-name at that, but it plays well enough for his purposes.

bearphonium · Post by **bearphonium** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:40 pm

I would hate to have to write that memo...

djwesp · Post by **djwesp** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:59 pm

I failed to mention in the first post... no this isn't my tuba, I just stumbled upon the link.

Stop PMing me and telling me I'm an idiot for letting a tuba fall out of a truck; as it wasn't me.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:21 am

djwesp wrote:Stop PMing me and telling me I'm an idiot for letting a tuba fall out of a truck; as it wasn't me.

OK, I'll bite; you're an idiot for letting a tuba fall out of someone else's truck...

(although seriously, if the tuba's OK after that, I'd just want the case, you can keep the tuba!)

tubbba · Post by **tubbba** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:14 pm

jeremy2653 wrote:What's the difference between a tuba on the side of the road and a viola? The tuba may have been on the way to a gig.

You don't need to avoid running over a viola.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:34 pm

tubbba wrote:
jeremy2653 wrote:What's the difference between a tuba on the side of the road and a viola? The tuba may have been on the way to a gig.
You don't need to avoid running over a viola.

You actually swerve to hit the viola.

imperialbari · Post by **imperialbari** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:03 pm

Nobody wants a windshieldtuba.

imperialbari · Post by **imperialbari** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:17 pm

How do you keep the bugs away in speedy runs?

What about algae growth during long notes?

Michael Bush · Post by **Michael Bush** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:24 pm

djwesp wrote:I failed to mention in the first post... no this isn't my tuba, I just stumbled upon the link.

Stop PMing me and telling me I'm an idiot for letting a tuba fall out of a truck; as it wasn't me.

Insert rant about people's astonishingly bad manners here. Wow. Why would anyone do that?

J Stowe · Post by **J Stowe** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:00 am

talleyrand wrote:
djwesp wrote:I failed to mention in the first post... no this isn't my tuba, I just stumbled upon the link.

Stop PMing me and telling me I'm an idiot for letting a tuba fall out of a truck; as it wasn't me.
Insert rant about people's astonishingly bad manners here. Wow. Why would anyone do that?

It's easier to make fun than to research that he lives in St. Paul and the tuba was missing in Milwaukee.

tofu · Post by **tofu** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:52 am

And now we know why the chicken crossed the road - to take a peek inside the big case on the other side.

Disappointed he only found a big ole tuba inside.

- as the chicken was really hoping to find a Peck Horn!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:51 am

imperialbari wrote:Nobody wants a windshieldtuba.

Now that could really bug you!

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