platitude thread

[Teubonium]

A rolling stone gathers momentum!

[tubatooter1940]

"Gee fellas, can't we all just, get along?"

[windshieldbug]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate... "

[Teubonium]

"Women, you can't live with 'em...
... pass the beer nuts."
---Norm Peterson

[windshieldbug]

"Women. Can't live with them, can't leave them by the curb when you're done with them."
- David Addison

[bearphonium]

This won't hurt a bit

or

This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you

[Chuck Jackson]

To all of us who have finally reached 50:

"Relax, you will feel a little pressure"

Chuck

[The Jackson]

"I drank WHAT?!!-Socrates"

- Chuck Jackson


Words to live by, if there were any...

[winston]

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[Brucom]

Don't shake it too much at the urinal - haste makes paste.

[Brucom]

Повторе́нье - мать уче́нья.

Repetition is the mother of learning.

[TubaTodd]

This was my grandfather's saying...

"The impossible just takes a little longer"

Dream Theater...

"How can I feel abandoned even when the world surrounds me..."

[MartyNeilan]

The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

[OldsRecording]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

[Mojo workin']

If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

[Brassdad]

I'm not slow and I'm not fast....I'm half-fast.

[Brassdad]

If at first you don't succeed...perhaps failure is your thing.

[OldsRecording]

First thing in the morning, swallow a live toad. That way nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

[TubaRay]

If at first you don't succeed--give up!

[windshieldbug]

Philosophy of the Possum Lodge: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (When all else fails, play dead)