Best Movie Line Ever

[TheHatTuba]

Well.....

[elimia]

The world is made for those who lack self awareness - Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon) from Bull Durham.

[Brucom]

In the baseball movie, Long Gone, William Petersen is batting, and taunts the pitcher with,

"I never said your sister spilled orange juice on her nipples, I just said they tasted that way."

[elimia]

"That rug really tied the room together."

" I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios Mio, man."

[Dylan King]

"There are no coincidences. None."
Miles Davis playing Billy Cross in Dingo.

[Mark]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Wade, do you have six fingers on your right hand?

[Mark]

Here are 100: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_ ... vie_Quotes

[The Big Ben]

"Hey Dhali, how 'bout a little sumthin' for the effort?"

"I give you the gift of perfect peace..."

"So, I got that goin' for me. Which is nice..."

Bill Murray, "Caddyshack'

[iiipopes]

I can't believe this line hasn't been posted yet:
"A man has got to know his limitations."

Of course, another classic I thought would have been posted already hasn't been posted yet, either:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Casablanca has so many great lines, well, the whole movie script could be posted. But in these words, "Play it again, Sam," is actually not one of them. It's a conflagration of at different times Rick and Ilsa separately asking Sam to play "As Time Goes By."

And probably not great, but an integral part of movie culture:
"Bond, James Bond."

[Ed Jones]

'Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."
"Seven years of college down the drain!"

[TMurphy]

"What league you been playing in?"

"California penal." -Major League

[TubaTodd]

I don't know that I can pick just one. I guess my first one is the most classic and will be carried on forever.

2001
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Tommy Boy
"Richard? Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it Alfalfa.......or is it.....Spanky?"

Not a movie, but an epic TV show...LOST
"I'm chained to a tree in a jungle of mystery."

Space Balls
"Is that the Radar?"
"No.....that's the Mr. Coffee."

A Christmas Story
"You used ALLLLL the glue.....on purpose!!"

Princess Bride
"Ha ha you fool!! You've fallen for one of the classic blunders. The most classic of which is 'never fight a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this 'never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.'"

Storm of the Century
"Give me what I want and I will go away."

[k001k47]

Not the best at all, but I feel oddly compelled to post it:

"Ah yes. this is what it's all about. Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Las Vegas, two good old boys in a fireapple-red convertible ... stoned, ripped, twisted... Good People."

[pwhitaker]

From "The Friends of Eddie Coyle": "Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid!"

From "Christine": "You can't polish a turd."

[Tubaryan12]

Here are 100: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_ ... vie_Quotes

I'm shocked....Not one line from the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

[bisontuba]

Hi-
From Rocky II from the 'mouth of Rocky':

'Every once in a while I suffer from Mental Irregularity....'

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From 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest via Jack Nicholson'

'When You're Crazy, You Don't Have to Explain Anything......'

mark

[SRanney]

"Don't look nobody in the eye, but don't look away neither."

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

[Mark]

Here are 100: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_ ... vie_Quotes

I'm shocked....Not one line from the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

Full Metal Jacket was much better than Platoon.

[Dan Schultz]

Old as it may be, I still like "Go ahead... make my day".

[iiipopes]

OK, I'm a Beatles fan.

From Hard Day's Night:
The entire "press conference" scene is repartee worthy of Abbott & Costello.

From Help:
"With a ring like that I could - dare I say it? - rule the world!"

Yellow Submarine:
"I've got a hole in me pocket."