Best Saying Ever (Serious)

[TheHatTuba]

What is the most motivational/meaningful saying or message you've ever heard? Mine was "Today is a consequence of yesterday" & "Teachers open doors but you must enter yourself".

[Dan Schultz]

Motivational sign in company break room...

"Work or get fired!"

[oldbandnerd]

"If your gonna be dumb you have to be tough"

This quote was from my son's first troop Scout Master when he realized he had left his winter jacket 180 miles away back at the church while on a winter camp out. He had no jacket what so ever and the temperature never got about 40 during the day and was below 30 at night. Toughest S.O.B I ever met. Never complained once and made do with what had.

[bort]

My college band director on our many, many basketball/football band trips: "Don't get yourself in trouble, and don't get me in trouble."

[b.williams]

From my former boss: Lieutenant General Russel L. Honoré (AKA The Ragin' Cajun)

"Don't get stuck on stupid!"

[Chadtuba]

Life is hard. Life is harder if you're stupid!

[Chadtuba]

From my JH band students:

WTF . . . what the flute!

[windshieldbug]

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

[Brown Mule]

From interview with my first boss when starting as management trainee just out of college and Army . Boss said, "When you send a Mule to College, You don't get a horse; you get the same ole Jack-***, so use a lot of good common sense"

[Teubonium]

"The beatings will stop when morale improves!"

[Sean Greene]

There are so many, but some of my favorite serious ones are:

"You're either digging a hole or climbing out of one"

"It's not about you. It's about the music."

"Somebody else is practicing right now....and you're sitting here wasting time on your computer"

On the not so serious side:


On touring band member punctuality:
"Loneliness is: The smell of diesel fumes and the faint glow of tail-lights."

"Trumpets: That sounds as if you're trying to push a banana through a screen door. It CAN be done......But there's not much clarity on the other side..."

"All I ask is that you play as if you took lessons."

[lowpitchmoravian]

Mark Twain said, " Everyone wants to go to heaven but tries everything possible to keep from going"

[Evil Ronnie]

"Playing the trumpet in The Chicago Symphony Orchestra is the most fun you can have with your clothes on."

Adolph "Bud" Herseth




Evil Ronnie

[The Big Ben]

When someone is pissing and moaning about their 'lot in life':

"Things are tough all over"

S.E. Hinton. "The Outsiders"

[Tubaryan12]

I can't remember who told me this, but it was when I was a younger man:

A jealous man can't work and a nervous man can't gamble.

[SousaSaver]

From Douglas Adams -

"Don't Panic."

[Brown Mule]

From Columnist of Ankorage,Ak newspaper-----------------" Fashion in Alaska is when your fur hat is dead"

[Brucom]

When you get frustrated by the actions of others:

"It's irrational to expect rational behavior from a member of an irrational species."


When I'm trying to motivate my kids or myself:

"Do your best and have fun."


My dad often said:

"The person talking isn't learning anything."

[The Jackson]

"Never pay any attention to sayings that aren't longer than one sentence."

[pinedale]

Parent to teenage children: "If you can't be good, at least be smart"

Another parent to teenage children: "There's nothing you can do to make me not love you, ... so stop trying"