Best Saying Ever (Serious)

[Brassdad]

Never ask a dog to guard your steak.

[Brown Mule]

"Democracy is the worst political system in the world,except for all the rest." by Winston Churchhill

[Teubonium]

"The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money!"


-Margaret Thatcher

[arpthark]

"The world doesn't want excuses; it wants results."

- my high school band director.

[Brown Mule]

"'Dogs are always honest with you, people are not" by dog wisperer

[SousaSaver]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."

Mark Twain

[Tubajug]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.

[SousaSaver]

"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why."


Kurt Vonnegut

[tubatooter1940]

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.

[tubatooter1940]

O.K. Joe, where do I send your check.
toots

[Teubonium]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>
> Just remember ... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
>
> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
>
> The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.
>
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer
>
> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
>
> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>
> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

[OldsRecording]

>
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer
>

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm the rest of his life.

[Brucom]

"I may have an eating disorder. And a fear of rectangles - that's not unusual, is it?"

Josh Lyman from The West Wing

I have an eating disorder - everything I eat turns to ****.

[Brown Mule]

"98% of lawyers ruin the reputation of the other 2%"

[pwhitaker]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

[Brown Mule]

" THE LAST STOOGE" On the toombstone of the last of the 6 men who played the 3 stooges to die(in 1993)

[opus37]

Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. (Dahlia Lama)

[Brown Mule]

"Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated" Mark Twain

[windshieldbug]

"eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation"

[pwhitaker]

"Ontogeny recapitulates Phylogeny."