Tuba Haiku

Alex C · Post by **Alex C** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:02 am

From yesterday's practice:

Air is expended
I long to sing the whole phrase,
But I never will.

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:18 am

Patient seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says
Angioplasty

peter birch · Post by **peter birch** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:45 am

great big brass beauty
looks and sounds like a goddess
shatters the silence

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:10 pm

The great brass funnel
The beer sits on the table
Put them together

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:20 pm

Bad accordion
Annoyed polka tuba man
The squeezebox is dead

tubbba · Post by **tubbba** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:46 pm

Tuba haiku is
not something I care to read
on TubeNet, thank you.

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:04 pm

TooBah
or not TooBah
that is the question.
Arghhh.

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:17 pm

Ring in my Tuba
Found something inside of it
That wasn't just spit

GC · Post by GC » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:19 pm

my tuba NEVER
goes OOM pah OOM pah OOM pah
bite me, you igno

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:39 pm

Beer and brats -- how nice!
Rotors chop the larger bits,
Pass the small ones through.

David Zerkel · Post by **David Zerkel** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:59 pm

So much potential,
The tuba has to dazzle.
Don't play like a pig.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:40 pm

Enterprise Vulcan
Playing with Conn 20J
Fascinating!

big_blue_tubist · Post by **big_blue_tubist** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:19 pm

David Zerkel wrote:So much potential,
The tuba has to dazzle.
Don't play like a pig.

I think this is why Mr. Zerkel is the professional...

ScottM · Post by **ScottM** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:17 pm

Not a Haiku but....
If it's music
that you crave
play the tuba
Burma Shave
ScottM

toobaa · Post by **toobaa** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:10 pm

Tuba decisions:
Bb, C, Eb, and F.
What am i to do?

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