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Mark · Post by **Mark** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:12 am

iiipopes wrote:Sorry, after the last exchange and 379 pages, I've got to add..."This just in...Francisco Franco is still dead!

That still makes me laugh.

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:50 pm

my left pinky toe has been numb for a day

You have been updated

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:33 pm

k001k47 wrote:my left pinky toe has been numb for a day

You have been updated

I stubbed my right pinky toe today on my xbox...quite the painful experience.

scottw · Post by **scottw** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:25 am

Kayla wrote:
k001k47 wrote:my left pinky toe has been numb for a day

You have been updated
I stubbed my right pinky toe today on my xbox...quite the painful experience.

--------and that's why kool47's left toe is numb? Transference?

Tuba Guy · Post by **Tuba Guy** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:27 am

Heard the "Blue Bone Express" tonight...you guys rocked the house AS HARD as the burlesque dancers.Great job!!!

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:48 pm

While in the process of adopting a 2 year old and a 3 year old my wife has become pregnant....

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:11 pm

LJV wrote:
Jeffrey Hicks wrote:While in the process of adopting a 2 year old and a 3 year old my wife has become pregnant...
Yours is not the first experience like this I've witnessed. Clearly, the cosmos has a sense of humor...

As I have heard many times- "If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans."

scottw · Post by **scottw** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:27 pm

Jeffrey Hicks wrote:While in the process of adopting a 2 year old and a 3 year old my wife has become pregnant....

Then you are to be congratulated three-fold! It is a good thing.

Biggs · Post by **Biggs** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:39 pm

I have acquired three functioning toilets, complete with all working parts in order. Setting aside my original intention for a second, what should I do with them?

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:36 pm

scottw wrote:
Kayla wrote:
k001k47 wrote:my left pinky toe has been numb for a day

You have been updated
I stubbed my right pinky toe today on my xbox...quite the painful experience.
--------and that's why kool47's left toe is numb? Transference?

Quantum entanglement.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:43 pm

Biggs wrote:I have acquired three functioning toilets, complete with all working parts in order. Setting aside my original intention for a second, what should I do with them?

So much for claiming to have no place to go ...

tubbba · Post by **tubbba** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:45 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Biggs wrote:I have acquired three functioning toilets, complete with all working parts in order. Setting aside my original intention for a second, what should I do with them?
So much for claiming to have no place to go ...

Keep one in BB, cut one to Eb, sell the third and use the money to buy two Chinese copies, CC and F.

Start arranging for a quartet.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:58 pm

Biggs wrote:I have acquired three functioning toilets, complete with all working parts in order. Setting aside my original intention for a second, what should I do with them?

This is very important! Do not use these toilets until they have been connected to your plumbing system.

Donn · Post by **Donn** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:25 am

knuxie wrote:Put all three in the bathroom

I think that's almost tautological - "bathroom" is of course a euphemism for "room with toilet."

At the moment, one of our two bathrooms is open on one side, as I'm replacing some rotted stuff from a leaky shower. I never really loved peeing in the woods all that much, but with a toilet, peeing al fresco on a nice summer day suits me fine. (If I don't start making faster progress, we'll see how it is in the chill of winter.) If you have a relatively secluded spot in the garden, that wouldn't be too hard to connect up ... something to think about.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:46 am

Donn wrote:I never really loved peeing in the woods all that much, but with a toilet, peeing al fresco on a nice summer day suits me fine.

One word: chiggers.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:09 am

bloke wrote:oooooo!
pottie-talk

I thought that area belonged to Biden.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:28 pm

bloke wrote:I don't have the T-shirt or the thong yet, Ray...

It seems that when his name comes up, I only know potty mouth words to describe him.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:17 am

Hey, wadda ya want... it's not like we have a lot of people here in Delaware to choose from...
Besides, at least he's not a witch!

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:26 am

windshieldbug wrote:Besides, at least he's not a witch!

Are you sure?! Has he been given the lake test?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:48 am

TexTuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:Besides, at least he's not a witch!
Are you sure?! Has he been given the lake test?

No, but he weighs more than a duck!

... and besides, Delaware has no natural lakes, anyway!

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