this is how all tubas should be advertised

tuba.bobby · Post by **tuba.bobby** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:27 am

http://www.ebay.de/itm/B-Tuba-/12076924 ... 1c1e68718c" target="_blank

Timswisstuba · Post by **Timswisstuba** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:41 am

The lady is also for sale....

http://www.ebay.de/itm/sitzende-Schaufe ... 1c1e688d41" target="_blank

Timswisstuba · Post by **Timswisstuba** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:13 am

Just for the record, I just looked to see if he had any other tubas for sale and there she was! . (Andere Artikel dieses Verkäufersanzeigen)

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:23 am

Could have been worse... perhaps it could have been one of those 'blow-up' dolls that are seen passed through the crowd at football games!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:48 am

TubaTinker wrote:could have been one of those 'blow-up' dolls

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't use the term 'blow-up' when the TSA or DHS could be reading!

The Big Ben · Post by **The Big Ben** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:57 am

LJV wrote:Ya gotta wonder about a person (and their tuba!) that has a mannequin dressed like that handy...

Well, you never know....

A couple of college friends had a mannequin they dressed up in nice clothes and took to a fancy restaurant. One of them was pretty good at the ventriloquist illusion and could make her 'talk' short sentences. They put a small hole in her neck so they could 'feed' her. The stunt was part of a project for a 100-level psych. class but they did it a couple of times more for laughs. Her name was 'Irma' and became famous on campus. She ended her college career sitting in the window of the office in the psychology dept. for about a quarter.

ObTuba: She didn't play the tuba though...

TheHatTuba · Post by **TheHatTuba** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:40 pm

She's a doll

Tom Coffey · Post by **Tom Coffey** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:37 am

Might be a good idea to soak that mouthpiece in a little Clorox solution before use...

tofu · Post by **tofu** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:29 am

Why isn't she wearing her TubeNet thong?

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:39 am

tofu wrote:Why isn't she wearing her TubeNet thong?

Now THAT is the question!

DonShirer · Post by **DonShirer** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:13 am

You also have to admire the honesty of his prose (Google translation):
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B - Tuba
Sell used large B-Tuba (Chinese brand) - but fear not-good, clean speech. Somewhat stronger in the sheet and thus a bit heavier. With signs of wear. Small dents and so ..... not glossy. see photos.
Rebuilt. The scenario: No loss of air and all valves and trains running light and fluffy.
Also available with easy-defective Tubahülle
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(I wish my valve trains were fluffy)

Tom Coffey · Post by **Tom Coffey** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:43 pm

Sounds like an ad on a tuba player personals site: "Somewhat stronger in the sheet and thus a bit heavier..."

normrowe · Post by **normrowe** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:36 pm

Does she give lessons?

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