SpongeBob is asexual!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:55 pm

For those of you who actually care about the sexual orientation of a cartoon character...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... v_eo/15804

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:33 am

While I have always known that Spongebob was evil, I had never realized that he was a 'sexual being' to steal a phrase. That had never entered my mind.

Sousie

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:05 pm

One of the Christmas gigs I do is to help provide a little music for a Santaland sponsored by a local not-for-profit. Each year they have a team of characters such as Big Bird, Elmo, Barney and his goofy sidekick, and a host of others. This years they added Sponge Bob. Well.... I don't ordinarily go 'round hugging cartoon characters but it's pretty much traditional with this event to mix with them. I never figured out exactly what Sponge Bob looked like underneath the sponge but one thing's for certain... Sponge Bob was a very well endowed member of the female species. Maybe more of a Sponge Bob-ette!

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:13 pm

TubaTinker wrote:Sponge Bob was a very well endowed member of the female species.

Species?:shock: You want to get into as much trouble as Bloke, don't you.

Sousie

FarahShazam · Post by **FarahShazam** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:27 pm

TubaTinker wrote:I never figured out exactly what Sponge Bob looked like underneath the sponge but one thing's for certain... Sponge Bob was a very well endowed member of the female species. Maybe more of a Sponge Bob-ette!

So, tell me, how many times did you hug SpongeBob? And was SpongeBob aware s/he/it was being felt up?v

Leland · Post by **Leland** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:26 pm

TubaTinker wrote: I never figured out exactly what Sponge Bob looked like underneath the sponge but one thing's for certain... Sponge Bob was a very well endowed member of the female species. Maybe more of a Sponge Bob-ette!

Now, I've heard of "furries"... would this stuff be the realm of "spongies"?

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:03 am

MomOfSampson wrote:
TubaTinker wrote:I never figured out exactly what Sponge Bob looked like underneath the sponge but one thing's for certain... Sponge Bob was a very well endowed member of the female species. Maybe more of a Sponge Bob-ette!
So, tell me, how many times did you hug SpongeBob? And was SpongeBob aware s/he/it was being felt up?v

Actually.... Sponge Bob-ette spent most of the late afternoon in a tavern next door to Santaland soaking up Amber Bock!

FarahShazam · Post by **FarahShazam** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:42 am

TubaTinker wrote:
Actually.... Sponge Bob-ette spent most of the late afternoon in a tavern next door to Santaland soaking up Amber Bock!

You mean, SPONGING up?

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:16 pm

hurricane_harry · Post by **hurricane_harry** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:51 pm

betsynaper wrote:If anybody really cares...

Most sponges are hermaphroditic (having both sexes in one), but produce only one type of gamete per spawn. (i.e. some play the male role and the other plays the female role, even though they are both capable of playing either role).
http://www.oceanicresearch.org/sponges.html

does this mean spongebob goes both ways?

im sorry i couldn't resist

Getzeng50s · Post by **Getzeng50s** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:36 pm

this thread is gay