It's a joke, son...it's a joke

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It's a joke, son...it's a joke

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A little boy wants to take tuba lessons. His Father sets him up with a new
tuba, and there happens to be a tuba teacher 3 blocks away.
So, the little boy, on Thursday nights at 6:00, goes to his tuba lesson.
He's home at 7:15. When he gets home,
his Dad says, "Junior , how was your tuba lesson?"
Junior says, "Oh, daddy, I love my tuba lesson. I learned to play a C."
Dad says, "Good, keep practicing."
Next week, Junior comes home from his lesson at 7:15, and he is all smiles.
Dad says, "How was your tuba lesson?" Junior says, "Oh, Daddy, I love my
Tuba lesson. Today, I learned to play a G." Dad says, "Well, good, keep up
the good work."
Next week, Dad is looking for Junior at 7:15, but he doesn't show up. 8:15,
no show, 9:15, still not home, finally he comes home at 10:30. Dad
exclaims, "Junior, we were worried sick! We were going to call the Police!
I thought your tuba lesson was over at 7:00 o'clock!"

Junior says, "It was. I had a gig."

ba dum bump
10J and lovin' it.
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Post by nimrod480 »

LOL!!
Hillarios after i understood it!
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Amusissimus, gefährlich & speglande.

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Post by Captain Sousie »

I don't care who you are, that's funny. :lol:
I am not Mr. Holland, and you are not my opus!
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Post by Dylan King »

Fantastic. I imagine the teacher must have been AJ.
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