Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

[Kevin Hendrick]

I cannot help you.
I wish I could, but I am
Only a cookie.

[eupher61]

Netflix is too good
But they took off Red Dwarf shows
Series Eight out soon

[Mojo workin']

sip the gold nectar
yes sit at the pub and sip
watch the drunk floozies

order the hot wings
dip them and the celery
in blue cheese dressing

play the jukebox some
enough to make your music
-al prowess felt well

like Bloke, I will not
vote this year either. I will
go to pub instead.

[Phoxtubist]

(In a dorm room):

Can't write a haiku
This rap music distracts me
Wait, I wrote one, yay!

Roommate's a bum, dude
Exploded Dr. Pepper
Didn't clean that crap

[k001k47]

Kids posting on Tube
Net: trolling everywhere now.
JinBao killed this place.

[Kevin Hendrick]

Epitaph so soon?
I don't think so -- not just yet;
We shall persevere.

[Tubaryan12]

TubeNet once was fun
Not so much any longer
Too much like Facebook

Childishness rules now
Good info lost to the noise
Think I'll lurk for now

[Uncle Buck]

I wrote this one over the weekend while I was harvesting cherries from my backyard trees:

Fat robins live here
feasting on my cherry trees.
Cucumbers grow still.

[windshieldbug]

Not having to rhyme
haikus are much easier
to write at bedtime.

[ken k]

Haiku tribute to snow

Wintertime is here.
I hope it soon stops snowing.
refrigerator

[greatk82]

Ken K I knew would
post haiku about snowfall
buried here like Hoth

[Mojo workin']

snow is getting old
in Baltimore Maryland
This is not Taiga

cold and snow make you
drink more adult beverages
one good point of snow

[ken k]

valentine Haiku

Most roses are red.
Why aren't violets purple?
Am tired of snow.

[Kevin Hendrick]

Snowpository
Aggravates my polaroids.
Snow funny, McGee!

[tbn.al]

Snow joke
Snot funny
Stop laughing
NOW!

[michael_glenn]

I play the tuba.
How do I play the tuba?
Fingers, buzzing, air.

[roweenie]

Most of us come into this world somewhat trollish, and leave it somewhat trollish...just in a different way.

There's a short period of time when (except for our ridiculous hipster hairstyles, eyewear, and clothes) we look a bit less that way.

This is c. 38 years ago.

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Next to the hapless bloke is Dave Duro - now: of Burning River Brass fame:



Duro: durable
bloke is obviously broke.
Que Sera, Sera.

Ravages of time, indeed (39 years ago for me).

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My kids: "hey dad, you looked just like Hyde!"

Dad: "no, Hyde looks just like me"

[humBell]

A Limericku?
Or be that a Haimerick?
Challange accepted!

Folk of Nantucket
have lost their ancient splendor
must make do with pails.

[MN_TimTuba]

Fat Lap Sousaphones
Making delicate noises
Like cherry blossoms

[iiipopes]

What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Oil and lubricate

What should we do now
Covid 19 hiatus
Practice ev'ry day