Last Person to Post in this Thread WINS!!!

[Mark]

If Wayne were to lock this thread after my post and he received, from an anonymous source, a $100 bill in the mail shortly thereafter, what would I win?

[PMeuph]

You both won. But I win again.

Not for long....

[Uncle Buck]

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[sousaphone68]

I win... and to ensure my win...

Wish we had a like button.

We will have to call it a draw

[sousaphone68]

Only if I can use the holy hand grenade of Antioch

[MartyNeilan]

[windshieldbug]

NOT "Smell Check"!?

[OldsRecording]

Religion. Politics. I win.

[BopEuph]

I'm going to play the devil's advocate here.

The person who will inevitably win this thread will either bore people to tears for no response, or will do something to lock the thread. The latter is the best option.

[windshieldbug]

I'm only trying for runner-up. See, I win!

[Mark]

Billy and Susie ran a race. Billy came in second and Susie came in next to last.

[OldsRecording]

Plastic tubas, anyone?

And what of the political and/or religious ramifications of plastic tubas?

[PMeuph]

[bort]

Not it.

[The Big Ben]

Here's one that hits the trifecta of goodness:

It's about a circus
It's about an elephant
It happened in Tennessee

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant" target="_blank)

I win.

[tofu]

I win!

Oh poor misguided elephant - the more you win the more you lose.

Stop the insanity before you become the biggest loser.

[PMeuph]

Bump!

[windshieldbug]

What's the prize... ?

Actually, a travel mellophone.

[Tubajug]

I'm late to this party, but at least I'm WINNING!!!

[michael_glenn]

Are you not the last person to post to this? That's just Tu-Bad.