Where can I buy one of these trombones?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:47 am

Seek immediate medical help for a 7th position lasting more than 4 hours...

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:31 am

A friend of mine, a local trombone teacher, sent me an email with that same chart in it this morning. I had the same thought as Joe. I'm pretty sure he sent it as a joke. I hope so.

The Big Ben · Post by **The Big Ben** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:21 pm

I bet that wasn't drawn by a trombone player...

That would be a pretty wild trombone to own, that's for sure...

Tabor · Post by **Tabor** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:50 pm

This is a position chart for natural trombone. Quite a rare instrument. They come in sets of seven. Their use has declined in recent years. Switching your (seating) position between trombones while playing a chromatic riff can be somewhat difficult.

bort · Post by **bort** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:57 pm

Tabor wrote:They come in sets of seven.

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Funniest thing I've read on TubeNet in a long time!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:25 pm

Tabor wrote:This is a position chart for natural trombone. Quite a rare instrument. They come in sets of seven. Their use has declined in recent years. Switching your (seating) position between trombones while playing a chromatic riff can be somewhat difficult.

No different than handbells. I can foresee churches soon having youth "natural trombone" choirs.

Ken Herrick · Post by **Ken Herrick** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:10 pm

Only 7 positions - hardly worth a mention - Kama Suthra has many more.

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:54 pm

Yes, but as My old trombone teacher Bruce Nelson used to say, 5th position, "the unknown position". That only leave 6 that we know of. Kind of mysterious.

Tubahokk · Post by **Tubahokk** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:16 pm

The trombones come complete with the required disclaimer "WARNING: Do NOT ingest" sticker.

Bob Kolada · Post by **Bob Kolada** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:27 pm

Jedi trombone.

Radar · Post by **Radar** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:16 am

Is that why trombonists always have spray bottles of water, to water the slide to get it to grow?

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