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Tuition assistance??
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This is really not that crazy of an offer for a young,single person who wants to repair/play tuba for a living.you would prolly look back 10 years from now and marvel at the career-launch old Bloke gave you... :tuba:
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How successful is your career placement after graduation??
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Are credits earned at blokePlace transferable to other accredited institutions??
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Three Valves wrote:Are credits earned at blokePlace transferable to other accredited institutions??
The unaccredited but nevertheless essential-to-any-further-educational-pursuits 'School of Hard Knocks' will accept Bloke's credits :!:
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Three Valves wrote:How successful is your career placement after graduation??

Everyone that has graduated is now head-and-shoulders above even Bill Gates... :shock:
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A recent graduate? 8)

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bloke wrote:-
- successful graduate possibly eligible to receive a coveted blokePlace T-shirt
"My kid, and my money go to blokePlace"
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bloke wrote:

HEY,
AT LEAST he's promising everyone a PONY, bro'...
All YOUR kooks promise is RATIONING of ponies.
There are only so many ponies.

If the greed-head 1%s hoard all the ponies for themselves, there will be none for the rest of us.

Global ecological catastrophe and terrorism will follow as the only logical outcome to the unfairness.

I trust blokePlace is a safe, unthreatening and nurturing environment where my grievances will be taken seriously.

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I had it all wrong...

I will now explore opening the Three Valve Prepatory Academy for BP and U of C rejects!!
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I can never tell what's legit and what's a parody around here. The TubeNet trolls are really good at their job. Is bloke really having a bunch of people over to his house, or is this whole post his attempt to make fun of all the people who use this forum for recruiting?

I mean, until about a month ago, I thought his mouthpieces were an elaborate hoax.
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anonymous4 wrote:I can never tell what's legit and what's a parody around here. The TubeNet trolls are really good at their job. Is bloke really having a bunch of people over to his house, or is this whole post his attempt to make fun of all the people who use this forum for recruiting?

I mean, until about a month ago, I thought his mouthpieces were an elaborate hoax.

Pretty sure this thread is a parody, but it's a hilarious one at that.

If I'm mistaken, though, bloke should be expecting my application any minute.

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There goes the "no fraternization" policy at blokePlace!!
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bloke wrote:We are very pleased to announce that the BAA (blokePlace Alumni Association) is funding
1 loaf of white bread, 1 two-lb. bag of rice, and a 1 lb. jar of peanut butter (per week!) for each participant.

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Three Valves wrote: There are only so many ponies.
If the greed-head 1%s hoard all the ponies for themselves, there will be none for the rest of us.
Global ecological catastrophe and terrorism will follow as the only logical outcome to the unfairness.
:tuba:
If you're serious, you've swallowed the inherently violent politics of envy and greed, i.e. what's yours is mine, hook line and sinker. If you're curious enough to read it through, THIS could help set you straight.
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gwwilk wrote:
If you're serious...
I was seriously mocking the inherently violent politics of envy and greed, Brother!!
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Three Valves wrote:
gwwilk wrote:
If you're serious...
I was seriously mocking the inherently violent politics of envy and greed, Brother!!
Gotcha!!! (The little Devil might have helped make your point? :twisted: ) Sorry I misread you, especially since we're apparently in substantial agreement here. :tuba:
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Didn't Mrs. Bloke file charges of possible sexual harassment? :)
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Oldschooltuba wrote:Didn't Mrs. Bloke file charges of possible sexual harassment? :)
I believe it was the former participants pictured below who have come forth with complaints of harassment.

They also levied the charge of not getting a samich. :shock:
bloke wrote:We are very pleased to announce that the BAA (blokePlace Alumni Association) is funding
1 loaf of white bread, 1 two-lb. bag of rice, and a 1 lb. jar of peanut butter (per week!) for each participant.

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Is there an age limit? I got old all of a sudden.
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